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Kenneth Johnson is a math teacher and a serial shoe jizzer
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:51 pm
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The man police are investigating for stealing shoes and returning them with, what police called“biological evidence,” has turned him-self. The thefts have taken place in the Monument Avenue corridor, near the city line, since early September.
The suspect has been identified as Kenneth Johnson III. Henrico County School spokesman, Andy Jenks confirmed to CBS 6, Johnson is a math teacher at Varina high school and has been placed on administrative leave.
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She asked him what he was doing, and he told her he loved the smell of her shoes before sniffing them in front of her.
In an email sent to the area’s neighborhood watch group, another victim said she found a note in her shoe.
The note stated the suspect was “a married man and his wife’s shoes did not have a smell and he liked performing perverted activity in the shoes and then returning them.”
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Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:52 pm to arseinclarse
Need pics of the shoes in question.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:53 pm to arseinclarse
I thought putting a shoe on with a big tree roach inside was bad....
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:53 pm to arseinclarse
so we can't even jizz in shoes anymore?
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:53 pm to ZZTIGERS
If the shoe fits...
#pumpsmellsmatter
#pumpsmellsmatter
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:54 pm to ZZTIGERS
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:54 pm to arseinclarse
if the shoe fits
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:54 pm to Chad504boy
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so we can't even jizz in shoes anymore?
just not stolen ones
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:55 pm to MorbidTheClown
Ain't that a kick in the pants
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:57 pm to 19
On a desperate search for the other arse slipper...
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:00 pm to arseinclarse
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She asked him what he was doing, and he told her he loved the smell of her shoes before sniffing them in front of her.
In an email sent to the area’s neighborhood watch group, another victim said she found a note in her shoe.
The note stated the suspect was “a married man and his wife’s shoes did not have a smell and he liked performing perverted activity in the shoes and then returning them.”
There's desperate. Then there's walking around your neighborhood hoping to find a pair of women's shoes left outside to sniff desperate.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:02 pm to arseinclarse
There's money to be made in feet. I had a friend whose older sister used to babysit me when I was a youngin. I ran into him after not seeing him for quite a while, and asked him what his sister was up to. He said, "she runs a foot fetish website." 
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:03 pm to arseinclarse
Just something about this doesn't add up
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:04 pm to arseinclarse
Cleat Cleat Cleat
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:04 pm to arseinclarse
He looks like a kind sole.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:05 pm to arseinclarse
Seriously, can you blame him?
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:06 pm to Jim Rockford
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There's money to be made in feet. I had a friend whose older sister used to babysit me when I was a youngin. I ran into him after not seeing him for quite a while, and asked him what his sister was up to. He said, "she runs a foot fetish website."
Be honest. You had to Google her, right?
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:07 pm to Darth_Vader
Yeah, but she used a different name, so I never found it.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:10 pm to Jim Rockford
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Yeah, but she used a different name, so I never found it.
Well that sucks. Your story would be a whole lot cooler if you had.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:13 pm to arseinclarse
I remember reading a story like this about a federal employee who was jacking on a female coworker's typewriter after hours. He was caught and fired, but had to be re-instated under the ADA because apparently some judge felt that spooging on office equipment was some type of "mental disablility." 
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