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re: Kenneth Johnson is a math teacher and a serial shoe jizzer

Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:16 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:16 pm to
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I remember reading a story like this about a federal employee who was jacking on a female coworker's typewriter after hours. He was caught and fired, but had to be re-instated under the ADA because apparently some judge felt that spooging on office equipment was some type of "mental disablility."



But he'll never shake the nickname SQWERTY
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33222 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:16 pm to
He's a sooooooole mannnn!
This post was edited on 12/9/15 at 2:18 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74660 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

I remember reading a story like this about a federal employee who was jacking on a female coworker's typewriter after hours. He was caught and fired, but had to be re-instated under the ADA because apparently some judge felt that spooging on office equipment was some type of "mental disablility."


Reminds me of this story....

Former Cy-Fair ISD officer who asked to smell, lick woman's feet sentenced

Guess his judge was not as understanding.
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:18 pm to
Are those the Stacy Adams the other poster was talking about?
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:20 pm to
#blm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:20 pm to
someone one probably yelled, "frick these shoes" and he took them literally.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:21 pm to
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There's money to be made in feet. I had a friend whose older sister used to babysit me when I was a youngin. I ran into him after not seeing him for quite a while, and asked him what his sister was up to. He said, "she runs a foot fetish website."


Out of the top 10 fetishes, foot worship is #6
LINK
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:21 pm to
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#blm


boot lives matter?
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22547 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:23 pm to
You have the best titles. I really loud at my desk
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74660 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:26 pm to
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Out of the top 10 fetishes, foot worship is #6
LINK



I don't think that is exactly a scientific ranking you've linked there.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:31 pm to
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I don't think that is exactly a scientific ranking you've linked there.


I don't know, that website looks like it hires top notch people to do research before publishing anything.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
109175 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:47 pm to
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Vagina high school


It doesn't get any stranger of a story with the name of the high school does it?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 3:00 pm to
I just read the article. So the guy was stealing women's shoes off of their porches so he could spread a load on them?

Do you send someone to jail for this or is the embarrassment they have to deal with enough punishment?
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10977 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 3:05 pm to
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The note stated the suspect was “a married man and his wife’s shoes did not have a smell and he liked performing perverted activity in the shoes and then returning them.”

What's this world coming to if a man can't even juice up a shoe. Damn Obama.
Posted by jose canseco
Houston via Houma via BR via NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
5667 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 3:08 pm to
Sometimes I wish my perversion was something like this. Weird, yes. But very easy to satisfy. Smelling a woman's shoe is a much easier conquest than trying to seduce a supermodel....so I'm told. Haven't done either last I checked
This post was edited on 12/9/15 at 3:09 pm
Posted by mkibod1
South of the Donna Dixon Line
Member since Jan 2011
4746 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 3:09 pm to
Was he jizzing in Js? I bet they were Js.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108745 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 3:09 pm to
Kill this sick SOB.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64067 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:06 am to
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SQWERTY
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