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re: Keanu Reeves Home Raided by Burglars in Ski Masks

Posted on 12/8/23 at 1:12 pm to
Posted by Skeet Mc
Member since Dec 2006
2850 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 1:12 pm to
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I can't think of a single famous person who is more proficient with firearms than keanu...


Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49714 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 1:35 pm to
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9657 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 1:58 pm to
He did quad load a Benelli M4, that's impressive. It's not an easy thing to do.

I wonder what kind of gun they stole.
This post was edited on 12/8/23 at 2:01 pm
Posted by Kino74
Denham springs
Member since Nov 2013
5346 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 2:03 pm to
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Keanu has legit gun skills, I'd put my money on him taking these dudes out.


It's well documented that he trained extensively with SF trainers to be legit. My Green Beret HALO buddy here says his firearms skills are impressive.



Taran Tactical has some vids of Keanu being trained including one of a former Seal showing him movement with pistol around barriers and columns. Good stuff to watch.

He's most certainly a natural at it. I sincerely believe that he could be successful as a competitive shooter.

Little shooting

Keanu shredding
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2079 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 2:13 pm to
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How does Keanu not have cameras everywhere, automatic security response, etc?
There's another article that describes sophisticated theft rings using comms jammers to eliminate any LE response while they are there. I mean, sounds pretty obvious. You'd need a wired solution to start with.

Jammin thieves
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
8692 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 2:21 pm to
If they did kill the dog, the police are no longer needed to solve anything. Call the coroner and bring body bags.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 2:22 pm to
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Keanu Reeves Home Raided by Burglars in Ski Masks


Did he tell them dudes to whoa?
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108773 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 3:02 pm to
Anybody that fricks with Keanu deserves to be drawn and quartered. He's a damn national treasure.
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
5630 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 3:47 pm to
These guys are so screwed.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8443 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 7:38 pm to
Who is Keanu Reeves ? I’ve heard of him. I couldn’t tell who he is if he walked through my door.

What is he known for ?
This post was edited on 12/8/23 at 7:41 pm
Posted by TC Kidd
Member since Nov 2023
776 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 7:49 pm to
John Wick and being the most down to earth and humble dude in Hollywood.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54678 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 8:17 pm to
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Who is Keanu Reeves ? I’ve heard of him. I couldn’t tell who he is if he walked through my door.

What is he known for ?

I don't believe you.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176110 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

I can't think of a single famous person who is more proficient with firearms than keanu...

and yet,,I would put Alec Baldwin at the other end of that spectrum and he has more IRL kills
Posted by lsuguy84
CO
Member since Feb 2009
19912 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

Keanu Reeves


Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8443 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 8:29 pm to
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I don't believe you



The last movie I watched was “The Green Mile “ in about 1999. I’m not a big TV or movie fan.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54678 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 9:17 pm to
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The last movie I watched was “The Green Mile “ in about 1999. I’m not a big TV or movie fan.

Speed came out in 1994.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9657 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 9:25 pm to
What about Bill and Ted's? Oh and Point Break/. And The Matrix - this guy can't be serious
This post was edited on 12/8/23 at 9:31 pm
Posted by Tigermite
Member since Nov 2004
906 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 9:40 pm to
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but Keanu was not home at the time.


Those motherfrickers were lucky
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8443 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 11:40 pm to
I haven’t watched TV or movies since about 1975. I haven’t owned a TV since I got divorced in the 80’s. Never have seen one of the titles you mentioned. Reading books is my thing.
This post was edited on 12/8/23 at 11:42 pm
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76500 posts
Posted on 12/8/23 at 11:45 pm to
Just by being on the internet like you are now, you’d have heard of him. So we don’t believe you.
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