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re: Katy Perry accused of sexual assault...by a guy (I guess NSFW)

Posted on 8/13/19 at 7:08 pm to
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97615 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 7:08 pm to
quote:


If he does that, he's a sex offender, she does it, he's a pussy for complaining.



That’s the price we have to pay for being the superior sex
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

Lol what a phag


The guy was complaining that his ex girlfriend or wife or whoever was going out cheating on him. I honestly couldn’t think of a better way to get back at your whore of a significant other than by hooking up with one of the fricking hottest women on the planet who just so happens to be a millionaire superstar and is making very open advances towards you.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 7:11 pm to
It's a double standard.

A man is accused? He's automatically guilty to the public.

A man makes an accusation? Oh he's a pussy, should've just taken it. She's hot, right?

But we have to #believeallwomen
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 7:13 pm to
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if Katy Perry wants to look at your hog, the answer is always yes


Depends. Do I get a couple seconds to fluff it beforehand?

Not only is my penis an embarrassment 98% of the time it’s in my pants, add in Katy Perry making surprise contact with it, and you could be looking at a premature splooge as well.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15690 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

What if someone did it to Caitlyn Jenner?


Depends on the gender and political leanings of the offender.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 7:25 pm to
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Depends. Do I get a couple seconds to fluff it beforehand?


Ooooohhh I’d definitely need to do a quick fluff.
Posted by smash williams
San Diego
Member since Apr 2009
19744 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 7:32 pm to
Damn, that's a game we played as kids.
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
15333 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 7:38 pm to
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Meanwhile you know the truth POWER empowers what is corrupt in people, regardless of their gender."


This is the OT so of course we will all make fun of him but I think the guy has a valid point here.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20396 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 8:15 pm to
Strippers at Mons Venus exposed my penis to all my friends on my bachelor party and all I got was a dang T-shirt.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33161 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 8:20 pm to
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She can expose my penis anytime she’d like


Chlamydia
Herpes
Syphilis
Aids
...and this:

Posted by elcid
Band Camp
Member since Mar 2007
3036 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 8:59 pm to
Hopefully he was hangin hog. Sorry, that’s all I got.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:03 pm to
Speak to the mgr Perry.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105379 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:32 pm to
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And if i fricked her arse while she was sleeping, she would be the one complaining.


Would you even wake her to notice?
Posted by stateofplay
Member since Sep 2018
1504 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

It's a double standard.

A man is accused? He's automatically guilty to the public.

A man makes an accusation? Oh he's a pussy, should've just taken it. She's hot, right?

But we have to #believeallwomen


So what? She is hot and we ARE men.
We can deal with it if we don't want the sex so the Next bastard who she does it to can bang a celebrity.

Take one for the team.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 6:27 pm to
I don’t care how hot you are. You’re not showing my dick to anyone without my consent.

I will never understand nor respect men who are dismissive of the cruel, degrading and humiliating crap women do to men.

If you’re one of those guys, you’re either.....

A.) Loser who watches too much porn to the point where it’s reality to you.

B.) Self misandrist Man who think taking punishment and humiliation from women is the right thing and gentlemanly thing and don’t give a shite what women do to men to the point where it’s like self flagellation.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69895 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 6:58 pm to
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Depends. Do I get a couple seconds to fluff it beforehand?



This is important.

#GrowersEgosMatter
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69895 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 7:01 pm to
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Strippers at Mons Venus exposed my penis to all my friends on my bachelor party and all I got was a dang T-shirt.



Holy shite is Mons Venus still around? Haven't been there in like at least a decade
This post was edited on 8/14/19 at 7:03 pm
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 7:02 pm to
How the frick did you homos get to the second page before someone posted this gif?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 7:02 pm to
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Sentrius


I've never so vehemently agreed with you before this. Great post.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69895 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 7:04 pm to
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You’re not showing my dick to anyone without my consent.



Glad we've established this boundary.
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