re: Justin Bieber has Lyme Disease

Posted by Saint Alfonzo

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Posted on 1/23/20 at 4:38 pm to atrain5

And here I thought Bieber's problem was meth related.

Posted by Kafka

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Posted on 1/23/20 at 4:39 pm to Saint Alfonzo

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And here I thought Bieber's problem was meth related

that's just an urban meth

Posted by Martini

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Posted on 1/23/20 at 4:43 pm to Kafka

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If you can get away with that one then the mods have really loosened up

Probably used it ten times so far. But you never know.

Posted by Kafka

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Posted on 1/23/20 at 4:49 pm to Martini

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Probably used it ten times so far. But you never know

I once got banned for two months after I posted a joke about Davy Crockett looking out at all the Mexicans attacking the Alamo

Did another two months after I posted a pic of a welfare office and commented about the applicants and the harvesting of a certain fiber

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Posted by LCA131

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Posted on 1/23/20 at 4:51 pm to Kafka

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once got banned for two months after I posted a joke about Davy Crockett looking out at all the Mexicans attacking the Alamo

Did another two months after I posted a pic of a welfare office and commented about the applicants and the harvesting of a certain fiber

Don't be such a racist frick, you racist frick.

Posted by Kafka

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Posted on 1/23/20 at 4:55 pm to LCA131

That welfare office pic is the only time I ever thought, "OK, this might get me banned."

Every other time -- and I'm one away from double digits -- has been a surprise.

Hell, I was once banned for, I kid you not, "complaining". That was my PM, verbatim: "Take a break from complaining". Somebody top that.

Posted by Martini

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Posted on 1/23/20 at 4:58 pm to Kafka

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I once got banned for two months after I posted a joke about Davy Crockett looking out at all the Mexicans attacking the Alamo

Is that when he said “who ordered the new roof?”

I got banned when I called Blue Bayou baboon lagoon. Such is living on the edge.

Posted by Kafka

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Posted on 1/23/20 at 5:09 pm to Martini

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Is that when he said “who ordered the new roof?”

Slightly different punchline, but similar idea

Posted by The Sea Otter

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Posted on 1/23/20 at 5:21 pm to atrain5

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy

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Posted on 1/23/20 at 5:50 pm to atrain5

Posted by Jester

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Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:13 pm to Kafka

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Hell, I was once banned for, I kid you not, "complaining". That was my PM, verbatim: "Take a break from complaining". Somebody top that.

LA banned me one time for clowning on Lakers fans in general. It was a very short break. Another mod unbanned me by the end of the day.

Posted by Kafka

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Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:27 pm to Jester

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quote:
Hell, I was once banned for, I kid you not, "complaining". That was my PM, verbatim: "Take a break from complaining". Somebody top that.
LA banned me one time for clowning on Lakers fans in general. It was a very short break. Another mod unbanned me by the end of the day.

I can not only top you but I can even top myself. I was once banned for... Doing nothing.

Somebody said something about me and I was banned. I was unbanned a few minutes later -- I was unbanned, rebanned, and unbanned again, all in the space of about ten minutes. But technically, I was banned.