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Just not my day
Posted on 2/11/20 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 2/11/20 at 5:10 pm
So I was headed home from the doctors office this afternoon and a young lady pulled up beside me and started blowing her horn. Since I drive a pickup I could see down into her car and she was quite the hottie. I rolled down my window but with the wind blowing and my radio turned up loud I couldn't hear what she was yelling. I cupped my hand over my ear and she pointed to a parking lot and said "Follow me". I let her over and pulled in behind her, she turned into the Days Inn.
Holly crap evil thoughts started going through my head. She did a U-turn and pulled up beside me, then pointed to my rear tire and said "Your tire is almost flat". Damn my luck, do you know how hard it is to change a tire with a boner?
Holly crap evil thoughts started going through my head. She did a U-turn and pulled up beside me, then pointed to my rear tire and said "Your tire is almost flat". Damn my luck, do you know how hard it is to change a tire with a boner?
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 5:12 pm to Gator515151
This post was edited on 2/11/20 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 2/11/20 at 5:12 pm to Gator515151
You sound sound super creepy.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 5:12 pm to Gator515151
Call AAA
Posted on 2/11/20 at 5:12 pm to Gator515151
This 100% did not happen
Posted on 2/11/20 at 5:21 pm to Gator515151
Dumb
Posted on 2/11/20 at 5:21 pm to Gator515151
That was my wife you a-hole
Posted on 2/11/20 at 5:23 pm to Gator515151
quote:get your boyfriend to help fix your tire and your Boner.
Damn my luck, do you know how hard it is to change a tire with a boner?
Posted on 2/11/20 at 5:24 pm to Gator515151
Hello, Satan? Can you put your hooves on and come up here? It's an emergency.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 5:28 pm to Gator515151
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Just not my day
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Gator
Yeah, we know.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 5:46 pm to Gator515151
You get a boner from just talking to a woman?
Posted on 2/11/20 at 5:47 pm to Slagathor
Please stop
Posted on 2/11/20 at 5:48 pm to Walt OReilly
How have you been Walter?
Posted on 2/11/20 at 6:01 pm to Cosmo
Been well. It sucks being banned. Especially if you don’t remember what you did to get banned.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 6:03 pm to Gator515151
Boomer humor ladies and gentlemen
Posted on 2/11/20 at 6:04 pm to papasmurf1269
quote:
You get a boner from just talking to a woman?
Uh...yeah
Posted on 2/11/20 at 6:06 pm to Gator515151
quote:Boner died in 2010, you bastard.
Damn my luck, do you know how hard it is to change a tire with a boner?
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