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Just got fired? Burger King has a free Whopper for you
Posted on 8/29/17 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 8/29/17 at 2:51 pm
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OK, so you just got fired. You're devastated. Perhaps even slightly embarrassed. But are you ready to rid yourself of that last shred of human dignity?
Burger King can help. Starting Tuesday, Aug. 29, the burger chain wants you to post on professional networking site LinkedIn Corp. that you got axed.
The LinkedIn post must read: "I got fired. I want a free Whopper. #WhopperSeverance."
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One extra perk for the first 100 participants, Burger King said, is they will receive a 30-minute one-on-one question-and-answer session with a professional from online career resource The Muse.
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Posted on 8/29/17 at 2:52 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Hunh?
Posted on 8/29/17 at 2:52 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
would tear that up.
Posted on 8/29/17 at 2:53 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
nB4 PIIHB. a Whopper, that is.
Posted on 8/29/17 at 2:53 pm to Chad504boy
The burger?
Posted on 8/29/17 at 2:54 pm to Janky
I would fire myself for an hour two over lunch so I could get my dog a treat, but then again I doubt my dog would eat that shite.
Posted on 8/29/17 at 2:54 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
I would think about getting fired for free Whataburger.
Posted on 8/29/17 at 2:54 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
quote:
Burger King can help. Starting Tuesday, Aug. 29, the burger chain wants you to post on professional networking site LinkedIn Corp. that you got axed.
The LinkedIn post must read: "I got fired. I want a free Whopper. #WhopperSeverance."
This post was edited on 8/29/17 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 8/29/17 at 2:54 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Think she'd settle for a whopper jr?
Posted on 8/29/17 at 2:58 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 8/29/17 at 3:39 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
She appears to still be working. 
Posted on 8/29/17 at 3:45 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 10:40 am
Posted on 8/29/17 at 3:48 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
So not only would I get fired, but I'd get diarrhea too?
Posted on 8/29/17 at 3:48 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
I'd buy her a whopper and hire her for a 30 minute session.
This post was edited on 8/29/17 at 3:48 pm
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