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Just found out I sound like a turtle when I'm screwing.
Posted on 5/3/19 at 9:46 pm
Posted on 5/3/19 at 9:46 pm
LINK
I don't know what to think about this but this is exactly what I sound like when I make whoopee.
I don't know what to think about this but this is exactly what I sound like when I make whoopee.
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Posted on 5/3/19 at 9:48 pm to Champagne
Your wife sounds like that as well
Posted on 5/3/19 at 9:49 pm to Cosmo
You Mom makes a squeaky noise.
Which is fine.
Which is fine.
Posted on 5/3/19 at 9:49 pm to Champagne
Hey, how about a NSFW?!?!
I can fap to that, thanks.
I can fap to that, thanks.
Posted on 5/3/19 at 9:50 pm to Titus Pullo
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NSFW
Plant Baws don't need a NSFW, brah.
Posted on 5/3/19 at 9:56 pm to Titus Pullo
Without visiting link I just wish I could frick that slow
Posted on 5/3/19 at 9:56 pm to Champagne
Wtf were you watching to have that suggested?
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:00 pm to Champagne
“This is Nancy, she works in a shop and she makes noises like a chipmunk when she’s excited.”
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:03 pm to LCA131
You more of a hare than a tortoise?
shite at your age you just wish you could get your dick hard probably.
shite at your age you just wish you could get your dick hard probably.
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:07 pm to Champagne
Does your wife look and sound just as disinterested?
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:11 pm to Obtuse1
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Does your wife look and sound just as disinterested?
You can tell whether the lady turtle is interested or not?
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:17 pm to Champagne
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:18 pm to Champagne
The first 5 seconds of video is the exact sound my balls make slapping your wife’s taint. True story
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:24 pm to HogBalls
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The first 5 seconds of video is the exact sound my balls make slapping your wife’s taint. True story
Your Dad sucks my cock so good. BUT, I made him wear a lady's wig to do it because I'm not gay.
He did say that my load tastes awesome, which I found flattering.
He nestled my balls oh so sweetly as he suckled my manhood. I think I might give him a call. How many wigs do you suppose he owns? Tell him I'll make my Turtle Noise when I come.
This post was edited on 5/3/19 at 10:29 pm
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:30 pm to Champagne
TouchéPosted on 5/3/19 at 10:30 pm to Champagne
quote:
You can tell whether the lady turtle is interested or not?
If you can't tell which turtle looks happy and which one looks bored then I bet Jody has your wife on speed dial.
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:34 pm to Champagne
I watched two gigantic Galapagos turtles porkin at the Columbus Zoo. The groans were loud and deep.
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:35 pm to HogBalls
quote:
Touché
Look, I lied about your Dad. I really don't know who that guy was.
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:36 pm to YNWA
I have the weirdest boner rn.
This post was edited on 5/3/19 at 10:37 pm
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