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re: John offers his salad for a blowjob
Posted on 6/11/14 at 2:10 pm to Chad504boy
Posted on 6/11/14 at 2:10 pm to Chad504boy
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who wouldn't "accept" a blow job in exchange for a precourse meal.
Or rather "pre-intercourse" meal
Amirite?
:rimshot:
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Posted on 6/11/14 at 2:12 pm to arseinclarse
My favorite offer to a prostitute happened in my hometown. It is from 1997.
quote:
Police Blotter
Two undercover policewomen running a prostitution sting in Dothan, Alabama, in October declined to arrest a john, around age 70, even though he attempted to procure their services three times. He first offered to give the women the three squirrels he had just shot, but they ignored him because it would have been too much trouble to store the evidence. A few minutes later he added the used refrigerator in his truck to the offer, but the officers again declined. On the third trip he finally offered cash: $6, but without the squirrels and refrigerator. The officers again declined to arrest him but said they would if he returned. He didn't.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 2:12 pm to Clyde Tipton
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Any lawyer worth a damn will have this guy walking on the charges...
He said he did not have money, what kind of attorney is he going to get - one I suspect who is very busy working with other folks who can only buy salads I imagine.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 2:15 pm to arseinclarse
Should have just poured some ranch dressing on his cock and said "here ya go". 
Posted on 6/11/14 at 2:16 pm to arseinclarse
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I’ll give you a blow job for a salad,” the cop declared.
is that even legal? the cop initiated it. isn't that entrapment?
Posted on 6/11/14 at 2:17 pm to arseinclarse
he doesn't look like the salad type
Posted on 6/11/14 at 5:41 pm to TH03
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I’ll give you a blow job for a salad,” the cop declared. is that even legal? the cop initiated it. isn't that entrapment?
Bro, that's what I am thinking. Cops trick people in committing a crime ? That's fricked up.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 6:11 pm to arseinclarse
Poor guy probably felt like he just made the deal of the century. Free this man!!
Posted on 6/11/14 at 6:18 pm to arseinclarse
That's messed up. Crackhead hooker or not, if I just happened to have a salad, I'd probably be in jail too. A salad's like five bucks. You don't see deals like that often. He was just minding his own business until she made an offer he couldn't refuse.
This post was edited on 6/11/14 at 6:19 pm
Posted on 6/11/14 at 6:24 pm to Kafka
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Entrapment
This. What a count.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 6:28 pm to arseinclarse
This kind of crap has to embarrass cops.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 6:34 pm to arseinclarse
wtfPosted on 6/11/14 at 6:36 pm to northshorebamaman
She's mad b/c she's fat.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 6:43 pm to VetteGuy
Posted on 6/11/14 at 6:47 pm to arseinclarse
Dude was set up
Posted on 6/11/14 at 6:56 pm to elposter
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This happens millions of times a day. It's commonly referred to as a date.
Yep
Posted on 6/11/14 at 7:06 pm to Camp Randall
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Posted by Message Camp Randall John offers his salad for a blowjob he doesn't look like the salad type
He's not. That's why he was using is as currency.
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