re: Job Interview today

Make sure to ask a lot of questions about the drug testing policy. Ask when you would have to take the first test.

Bosses love these types of questions.

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Make sure to ask a lot of questions about the drug testing policy. Ask when you would have to take the first test.

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Be sure to sniffle a lot and a little jittery. It shows enthusiasm.

Ask when you can get your first raise.
And company car.
And promotion.
And golf club membership.

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Ask when you can get your first raise.
And company car.
And promotion.
And golf club membership.

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On the right track here.

Also need to ask what Christmas bonus you should expect if you are a slightly below average employee.
Ask what they initial and random drug testing policies are and what the punishments are for different schedules of drugs.
Ask how long of lunch break is allowed.
Ask if the person interviewing you got the job because of their dad or if they are actually qualified.

pray to god there isn't a black couch in the room

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Any do's or dont's that I should know? It's been a while.

I am wearing a black suit with a purple and black tie.

Am I doomed???

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Don't confess to your obsession with Batman, and especially don't wear the Joker make up.

That said... hard to say what not to do without knowing what kind of job you're going for.

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I am wearing a black suit with a purple and black tie.

Am I doomed???

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Not if you walk in and say:

Hi. I'm Hogwarts from Tigerdroppings. And I'm here to frick shite up.

Also, tell them you have mad blunt rolling skills. It's lets them know you're good with your hands

nice pic tke

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I am wearing a black suit with a purple and black tie.

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The black suit can be ok if it's all you got, but for your own sake wear a white shirt and a solid color tie (can't go wrong with blue).

If you have neither, at the very least stop at walmart or something and get anything that's better than a purple and black tie and whatever non-white shirt you're planning on wearing.

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Am I doomed???

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You waited until the day of to ask for pointers?

You tell us.