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re: Jelly Roll has lost 250 pounds.

Posted on 10/18/25 at 2:42 pm to
Posted by Howyouluhdat
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Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 10/18/25 at 2:42 pm to
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Okay.. Well a 5k. I knew there was a reason he started doing it.



And so his wife would actually be attracted to him and be monogamous for once
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
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Posted on 10/18/25 at 2:43 pm to
Imagine losing 250 pounds and still being fat

Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29532 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 3:31 pm to
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Howyouluhdat


I love that you quote that meaning you had to Google it, and you would see that she has massive complaints that people always reference that article, because they don't actually have an open marriage.
Posted by GeauxOCDP
Member since Jul 2015
1053 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 3:35 pm to
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The dude has an open marriage and still smokes weed. Those are well known facts.


Funniest part of this, is Jesus would pick him over someone like you, every time. Jesus literally gave us weed, you dolt.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29532 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 3:38 pm to
I'm just curious why both of these dudes are taking some fat guy losing weight so personally?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88958 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 4:13 pm to
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Jesus literally gave us weed, you dolt.


and that trumps the adultery clause?
Posted by Howyouluhdat
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Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 10/18/25 at 5:02 pm to
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I love that you quote that meaning you had to Google it, and you would see that she has massive complaints that people always reference that article, because they don't actually have an open marriage.



What? She literally said it you retard
Posted by Howyouluhdat
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Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 10/18/25 at 5:03 pm to
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is Jesus would pick him over someone like you, every time. Jesus literally gave us weed,


Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
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Posted on 10/18/25 at 6:01 pm to
Jelly Rollzympic
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5082 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 6:12 pm to
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Except he’s not. He’s fake as hell. Claims to be a Christian but still smokes weed on stage


You can't smoke weed if you're Christian??
Posted by White Bear
OPINIONS & A-HOLES
Member since Jul 2014
17271 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 6:50 pm to
Is this dude one of those crappers?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 10/18/25 at 7:30 pm to
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And so his wife would actually be attracted to him and be monogamous for once


What they do is there business. Its weird you brought this up in a weight loss thread.
Posted by N2cars
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Member since Feb 2008
38026 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 7:38 pm to
The OT os in a weird frame of mine today...

Lots of religious banter, crappy Halloween productions, and fat guys losing weight...


On another note, I fixed my hydraulic steering leak on my boat...
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/18/25 at 7:53 pm to
Game day he was like..”I started walking” lol
Posted by Howyouluhdat
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Posted on 10/18/25 at 8:08 pm to
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What they do is there business. Its weird you brought this up in a weight loss thread.



It’s not weird at all if you actually read the thread. I just don’t like his fake fat arse
Posted by Howyouluhdat
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Member since Jan 2015
8934 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 8:20 pm to
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You can't smoke weed if you're Christian??



If you want to live according to the Bible like he claims to be then no. 1 Peter 5:8 and 1 Corinthians 6:19-20 may disagree with him.

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He also noted that while many of his friends in recovery don’t use any mind-altering substances, that path “just isn’t how my sobriety worked out.”





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A world without weed, I’d be drinking codeine and popping Xanax and snorting cocaine. But a world with weed, I’ll be alright.”


Why not lean on the Lord Jelly like you claim to do
This post was edited on 10/18/25 at 8:25 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120318 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 8:23 pm to
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I just don’t like his fake fat arse


Did he beat you up when you were a kid?
Posted by auyushu
Surprise, AZ
Member since Jan 2011
9748 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 8:56 pm to
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you want to live according to the Bible like he claims to be then no. 1 Peter 5:8 and 1 Corinthians 6:19-20 may disagree with him.



Neither of those disagree with squat or have anything to do with smoking pot. You are just pulling stuff out of your butt to make yourself holier than thou.

And even if his wife is sleeping around in him and he stays with her (no clue), that would have nothing to do with his own Christianity.

One thing that is 100% beyond a shadow of a doubt with the Bible would be Jesus saying:

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

Posted by PerryWinkleBlue
Member since Apr 2025
277 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 9:02 pm to
You out eat the crack.
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
8934 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 9:05 pm to
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Neither of those disagree with squat or have anything to do with smoking pot. You are just pulling stuff out of your butt to make yourself holier than thou.



I do things myself but I also don’t parade around acting like I am holier than thou like he does. You obviously didn’t read the thread.

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And even if his wife is sleeping around in him and he stays with her (no clue), that would have nothing to do with his own Christianity.


They both sleep around on each other. It was agreed upon. Do you understand now? And it has a lot to do with Christianity. Are you serious?

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Judge not, that ye be not judged.


I judged people based on their actions not words. God only judges people at the end right?
This post was edited on 10/18/25 at 9:07 pm
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