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re: Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, ‘extremely deformed’ penis shaped like a lemon

Posted on 11/19/25 at 11:50 am to
Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 11:50 am to
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How could it be shaped like a lemon?


The rabbi chopped too much off
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87832 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 11:50 am to
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Didn’t pervy Weinstein also have a mangled deformed penis?



I'm always skeptical of these type stories, I worked with a girl that, on a layover in Memphis, went to Graceland and begged the guys at the front gate to let her in to see Elvis, she told them all she wanted was sex, not to date him, stay with him, nothing but bang him, they ran it by E, he checked her out and said why not? she was telling us about this the next day and saying the Elvis was a terrible lay, didn't do anything, we were like, do you really think he cares? he has women, like you, that are literally begging to have sex with him, he was probably bored and didn't have anything better to do at the time
This post was edited on 11/19/25 at 11:53 am
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 11:51 am to
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Are these just cheap feminist articles?
you sure seem interested
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 11:51 am to
Which major city do you live in?
Posted by TooFyeToFly
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 11:52 am to
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Trump is covering for somebody but it isnt himself



If this were the case, then why did he initially demand the release of the files, then later claim that it was a hoax, and then flip back to supporting its release once Republicans defied him?

And how come one of the Epstein survivors, Stacy Williams, has repeatedly and publicly stated that Trump groped her in front of Epstein?
This post was edited on 11/19/25 at 11:56 am
Posted by Tarps99
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Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 11:52 am to
Sorry to point this out, but the male genitalia is never a pleasant sight whether it is at attention or flapping with the breeze, shaped like a mushroom, or hiding when it is cold.

The penis never photographs well.
This post was edited on 11/19/25 at 11:53 am
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
63862 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 11:52 am to
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you sure seem interested


They're actually not interesting at all, "well....errr....HE HAD A TINY PENIS!!!" Is just grade school sad.


This is the first we're hearing about it?
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
34612 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 11:56 am to
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penis that was shaped like a lemon


And here I am thinking that’s normal. I guess I should get out and see more dicks.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
90092 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 11:58 am to
Didn't the porn star say horse hairs was deformed too?

Nevermind, yes she did. He and his friend are two low life peas in a pod
This post was edited on 11/19/25 at 4:40 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
57905 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 11:59 am to
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Which major city do you live in?
I live in Baton Rouge - which is not a major city

But there is a lot of crime and I’d welcome the National Guard
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58357 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:00 pm to
They said this about Harvey Weinstein too


Why are they antisemitic
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87832 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:02 pm to
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Why are they antisemitic


could have at least said it was shaped like an etrog
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57905 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:03 pm to
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This is the first we're hearing about it?
I don’t know - I am not into penis news. Seems like a great article to get clicks and get men to talking about penises. Then deny they are gay - and then blame it on women. Which you’ve already done.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57905 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:05 pm to
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could have at least said it was shaped like an etrog
or a matzoh ball
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
22752 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:05 pm to

Inspiration for the “squeeze my lemon” blues lyrics.

And no, Zeppelin weren’t the origin of those lyrics.
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
25195 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:07 pm to
Lol at the people in here acting incredulous to the fact that the guy who ran underage girls beauty pageants and was friends with a pedo is also into young girls.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87832 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:07 pm to
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And no, Zeppelin weren’t the origin of those lyrics.


we know
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94610 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:08 pm to
Isn't this, generally, what was said about Harvey?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94610 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:09 pm to
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Seems like a great article to get clicks and get men to talking about penises. Then deny they are gay - and then blame it on women. Which you’ve already done.


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87832 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 12:10 pm to
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Isn't this, generally, what was said about Harvey?


typical reaction of a jilted woman, if a had a nickel for every time a girl has told everyone that I have a tiny, 'extremely deformed' penis shaped like a lemon...
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