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re: Jamie Dimon, CEO of JP Morgan, is done with work from home and lazy employees

Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:00 am to
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
1801 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:00 am to
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What a sad attempt this was. The excuses just get worse from the wfh crowd.


This is an even sadder attempt at some keyboard dominance. You generalize a lot of excuses so what industry to you work in so we can be specific?
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
17425 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:05 am to
You are pretending that all employees are perfect little worker bees that dont need guidance and management. That is pure fantasy.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
87186 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:06 am to
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This is an even sadder attempt at some keyboard dominance


And you are a drama queen. No wonder you are a wfh type
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
4724 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:07 am to
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Employees are not perfect. As an employer i have had maybe two truly great employees in 14 years. If i hire a 20 year old to answer the phones, i dont expect that im getting a perfect employee with outstanding discipline. And i need the employee in the office so they can learn how to do their job right, and maybe learn some discipline and other skills from my older employees.



Thank you .. it’s nice to get a response that is, yes, specific and not filled with cliched platitudes and emotions from miserable cube dwellers.. That said, I disagree with you and i think you must suck at your job if you’ve only had two great employees in 14 years .
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
20983 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:07 am to
Good. Go back to work, bums.
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
1801 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:12 am to
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You are pretending that all employees are perfect little worker bees that dont need guidance and management. That is pure fantasy.


I didn’t allude or make any statement to any worker or employee being perfect. Your assumption is the only fantasy here.

Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
1801 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:16 am to
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And you are a drama queen. No wonder you are a wfh type


Name calling doesn’t warrant any more authority. It exposes who the child in the argument is faster.

Speak to the point of the discussion instead alluding to the running narrative.
Posted by Cliff Booth
Member since Feb 2021
2854 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:16 am to
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have 3 cups of coffee

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take a 45min shite

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actually start working around 9:15



Posted by zippyputt
Member since Jul 2005
6492 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:20 am to
He hit the nail on the head. Private companies are becoming just like the government. Bloated, inefficient and populated with employees who think they don’t have to give a full days work. WFH should be earned and something you can aspire to. There are great employees who can do it and do it well. Too many take advantage of it though.
This post was edited on 2/14/25 at 12:53 pm
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17862 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:23 am to
Work from home aside, this a-hole needs to look in the mirror. You as the CEO created the environment and policies where it takes 14 committees to make a decision and you need more employees to fill out bullshite forms. At the time, you thought it would score you shareholder points through some kind of buzzword, now you’re lecturing the people you cascaded it down to as if it was their shitty idea.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
87186 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:25 am to
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Name calling doesn’t warrant any more authority. It exposes who the child in the argument is faster.



You doubled down

Makes perfect sense
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17862 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:32 am to
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He hit the nail on the head. Private companies are becoming just like the government. Bloated, inefficient and populated with employees who are entitled.


And that’s a reflection of leadership. Many in the C-suite are directly responsible through initiatives like DEI and continuous improvement, where their bonus was contingent on certain quotas. I have seen it first hand, to hit those quotas and demonstrate those improvements you have to pay relatively useless people to manage and maintain the bureaucracy that measures and supports it, with very little added back to the company’s actual performance. In short they bloated the middle manager class to be able to say they themselves achieved their performance goals.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7036 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:33 am to
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None of you get more work done picking your arse at home


Some people do, but some don't. Lazy managers just pull the plug on all wfh rather than figure out the problems. You think these lazy people are going to do more work because they are at the office? what makes you think that?
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
30651 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:41 am to
We totally fricked this up. This should’ve been the generational opportunity to redefine the term “office”.

Instead, people acted like they were getting paid for free. Covid was a shite show at my office. People weren’t meeting deadlines. People wouldn’t answer the phone when you needed something. If I needed someone to come in to support my group for something they had to physically be there for, I had to “schedule” it. And my group ended up doing other peoples work because we were onsite and they “didn’t want to put other people at risk unnecessarily.”

Leadership working “remotely” at a condo in Destin. Engineering joking about buying mouse wigglers so they wouldn’t set off alarms with their computers being dormant (although that’s a shitty way of measuring productivity.” And then having to listen to group after group bitch about how unfair it was that they had to return to the office.

What id hoped we would learn is something like if I have an employee that has a sick kid, take your laptop and work from home for a day or two. We all put in a ton of hours, I don’t care if you stay home every once in a while because of family of personal stuff and don’t have to burn a personal day. No one’s ever telling me “Prez you’ve been here for 60 hrs this week, you need to go home.”

There are certain people that are able and equipped to work remotely. But the vast majority are not nearly as productive as they seem to believe. There are certain groups where I work that still work remotely two days a week. And when they aren’t onsite they don’t communicate. Call any of them on a remote day and the cell phone goes to voicemail. No return calls. And no one seems to care.
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7402 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:47 am to
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I’ve done more effective work remotely than I ever could in an office. In my last job, I quit going to the office because I had a larger work load than my coworkers and was tired of seeing them slack while I was under a stack of projects.


Good for you for having a work ethic that you find the best environment to be effective.
But, as a retired guy who volunteers at a golf course, I can tell you that there are tons of people playing while “working remotely .“ How do I know this… they admit it !!!!!
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6480 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:47 am to
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We fired a long time employee last year because we found out he was spending most of the work day in his pool.

How in the world did you discover this?
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10679 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:50 am to
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We fired a long time employee last year because we found out he was spending most of the work day in his pool.

Did it make you jealous that he had a pool that he could work in?
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
16536 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:50 am to
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In my experience the laziest employees are generally the ones sitting in their office at work or in a cube who enjoy dealing with office politics and commuting and water cooler bs.. usually they dont have much of a life outside of work .




In my experience unsupervised employees for the most part, will do as little as possible. Yes, there are exceptions - outside salesman should never be in the office for example, they should be out selling and there livelihood should be based on what their production - bottom line.

But in my business I can tell you the guys I have to deal with that are working remotely, they take full advantage of being unsupervised.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
54852 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:51 am to
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What id hoped we would learn is something like if I have an employee that has a sick kid, take your laptop and work from home for a day or two. We all put in a ton of hours, I don’t care if you stay home every once in a while because of family of personal stuff and don’t have to burn a personal day. No one’s ever telling me “Prez you’ve been here for 60 hrs this week, you need to go home.”



My company learned this, and it's really nice.
Posted by Rip Torn
Member since Mar 2020
3387 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:51 am to
You mean the generation that works circles around this one? Great argument, today’s generation is entitled and has a pathetic work ethic. I see it every day with young nurses and support staff
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