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re: I've got the perfect Halloween costume for you couples out there...
Posted on 9/25/19 at 11:48 pm to finchmeister08
Posted on 9/25/19 at 11:48 pm to finchmeister08
I have a friend who requires a Walker to get around
His dwarf kissing booth is pure genius.
A couple feet of dark curtain on shower curtain hooks run along the top rail of the Walker.
For a dollar the curtain will part slightly allowing the dwarf to peek his head out for the lucky lady to smooch .
Amazingly fun and effective

His dwarf kissing booth is pure genius.
A couple feet of dark curtain on shower curtain hooks run along the top rail of the Walker.
For a dollar the curtain will part slightly allowing the dwarf to peek his head out for the lucky lady to smooch .
Amazingly fun and effective
Posted on 9/25/19 at 11:55 pm to finchmeister08
I would eat her pumpkin
Posted on 9/26/19 at 12:15 am to SEClint
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I'm legit going as the killer from this movie. My girlfriend is pissed off about it.
But if I have to go, I want my identity hidden, in a non-attention seeking way.
I hope you never run for public office. That white hood could prove problematic.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 1:09 am to athenslife101
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That’s the more recent version
Well it's at least as old as 1901...
The one you linked was from like 19th century Scotland. How old are you that you learned the old version?
Wikipedia
This post was edited on 9/26/19 at 1:11 am
Posted on 9/26/19 at 1:24 am to finchmeister08
Was thinking of buying a No Ma'am t-shirt and getting the girl to wear a leopard top and leggings and go as Al and Peg Bundy
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:49 am to 9Fiddy
quote:will never be an issue.
I hope you never run for public office.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 4:22 am to finchmeister08
Nice
Also, I'd eat her pumpkin too
Also, I'd eat her pumpkin too
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:17 am to Kafka
The "I'm not a costume" pics are hilarious.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:45 am to finchmeister08
A couple I know wore almost this exact costume to an adult halloween party I went to back in the 80's. Only difference was the guy's real name was Peter and he wore a football jersey (#69 of course) and had "PETER" on the back like it was his last name (which it really wasn't). He had to explain the idea to a few people who were a little slow. Obviously, his date wore a pumpkin costume.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:47 am to TheHarahanian
Was she surfing the crimson wave and he was getting his red wings?
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:08 am to athenslife101
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I’m dumb but I don’t get it
Look at his face
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