re: It's the second Monday of the month...time for a Reinstatement Thread...

From the man himself:

1. Sao LINK

2. 1.5 months

3. No - closer to 10 than to 0.

4. I started the original Craig Ranch/McKinney Police Pool Party thread. In the title, I used the term "non-swimmers" when referring to whom the police segregated and harassed because that is ironically and precisely what the police did... at a pool.

5. No

6. No and I will certainly do my best. The issue is there are so many subjective and arbitrary terms flying around TD that one has a hard time knowing what is and what is not acceptable. For example: If I were to start a thread asking the OT if we should petition changing the lyrics to Take Me Out To The Ball Game... In the body, I poll readers if buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks should be changed to buy me some peanuts and Cracker Blacks. Doing so would ensure equality and racial diversity is preserved and observed during our national pastime. Within that question, I used Cracker and also Blacks. Need a ruling for clarity.

7. First, I'm sorry to you personally that Hillary may have stepped out on Bill. She's a lovely lady and should not have her reputation tarnished over something so trivial. On the positive, if you ever meet her you can use the line "Hey, Mother... Want Another?". 2:1 you're in like Matt Flynn. Secondly, you guys do produce a good site, are very fair and tolerant and can generally laugh right along side most of us idiots who make you work so hard to keep the site as clean as possible. I enjoy joking around here immensely. Free Kafka and Fr33...

who the frick is Sao

A good poster

I'm fully confident no one would plead on my behalf.

1. Toothpick
2. Estimated length of suspension- 6 years in solitary confinement.
3. Is this their first suspension?- I have no earthly clue
4. What they did to get suspended?- Called people moonbats
5. Have they been previously suspended for the reason indicated in No. 4?- I have no earthly clue
6. A pledge not to break any rule in the future- Toothpick from circa 2009: is missed on the poli board by many that speak well of him. In 2009 his antics were taboo. Today, calling someone a moonbat is tame. If SpidermanTUba, ballscaster, trackfan, DA-lovelandtiger and Heather can post freely: why can't Toothpick? He is very sorry.
7. Lavish praise for the admin team- The best sports site the world over. The admins are great. Tooth likes Hillary and Bono.

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pretty sure it was him celebrating when tennessee hurt latimore

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Total classless move and he should stay banned..... I remember that post and wanted to throw up............

Never heardf him. He must not be that funny

Did your fedora fall off?

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Did your fedora fall off?

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1. fr33manator

2.~9months

3.no

4.When talking about the hunting prowess of rednecks, stupidly used the word "coon" referring to a racoon, a small animal. The remark was in no way related to race but hindsight shows a lack of awareness and how it could have been construed as such, despite a clarification of what was meant in a later post.

5. For unintentional use of terms that could be inappropriate, yes. Again, it was poor judgment, not malice.

6. He swears to stay out of volatile threads and thinking twice about making remarks that could be taken the wrong way. He will police his thoughts better from now on.

7. The Admins have manhoods that make elephants jealous, and posters must avert their eyes from such blinding greatness.

Have mercy on all the banned, as they are mere mortals in contrast to the whims of the TD gods.

May Chicken and all his ilk live forever in the halls where beer flows freely and LSU and the Saints never lose.