It's that time of year. I want to eat some dead, burnt bodies.

Father rapers! Father rapers sittin right there on the bench and the biggest meanest nastiest father raper of them all came over and he was big and mean and nasty and he came over and he said KID what'd you get?

And I said I didn't get anything, I had to pay a hundred dollars and pick up the garbage.

And he said what're you in for?



And I said literin....



And they ALL moved away from me there on the bench...

Until I said "and creatin a nuisance" and they all came back.

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3 minutes

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Bruh, you haven’t even scratched the surface. Wait till you get to the 37 8x10 color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a parargraph on the the back describing what each one was...

Septin' Alice

Let’s wait for it to come around on the guitar.

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Thought it was 27

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The judge walked in. Sat down. And then his seeing eye dog walked in and sat down and the deputy looked at the seeing eye dog and then the 27 8x10 color glossy photos with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one

And then at the seeing eye dog.

And then at the 27 8x10 color glossy photos and folks he began to cry because it was a case of American blind justice and the judge wouldn't be looking at the 27 8x10 color glossy photos with the circles and arrows.