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Is your Conception Day your real Birthday?

Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:07 am
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:07 am
Have we been doing it wrong the whole time..?.. The millions sperm march was a heated marathon with only 1 reality winner out of all those swimmers. Should get more recognition IMO
Posted by ThatMakesSense
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:07 am to
You normally think about your parents fricking at 8AM on a Sunday?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:08 am to
I was conceived on NYE. I celebrate every year.
Posted by East Coast Band
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:10 am to
You'd never know when to celebrate.
Posted by RFK
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:13 am to
The OT is really firing on all cylinders today
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:14 am to
quote:

You'd never know when to celebrate.




Sex addicts would have a harder time nailing it down than the scheduled sessions crowd
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:14 am to
Out of all the millions how in the hell did you come in first place?
This post was edited on 6/11/17 at 8:16 am
Posted by GFaceKillah
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:14 am to
quote:

Birthday
Posted by cajunsaint
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:15 am to
One is conception, the other is birth. Not the same thing. What are you struggling to understand?
Posted by BingWaterTiger
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:15 am to
Achievement Day > birthday
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:18 am to
You do realize you're sitting there thinking if "millions if sperm" being sprayed in your mom's guts, right?
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:19 am to
quote:

Out of all the millions how in the hell did you come in first place?


By slamming the others against the Fallopian tube during tight turns

I know, right! Such an underrated accomplishment

Posted by themunch
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:19 am to
Can we transbirthday now?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:22 am to
There's a huge difference between conception and birth bro
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:22 am to
No, you're not born until you pop out the vagina. I hate the uber-religious types that try to say this nonsense. Trying way too hard.
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:24 am to
So you like murdering babies? Gotcha.
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:29 am to
quote:

Is your Conception Day your real Birthday? by ThatMakesSense
You normally think about your parents fricking at 8AM on a Sunday?




It's a special occasion, where's my bonus points for using reality winner in the best possible context
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3147 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:30 am to
Are you day drunk already?
Posted by AjaxFury
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Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:32 am to
quote:

Are you day drunk already?


Na, I just think ...outside the box ....

Get it?
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5160 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Out of all the millions how in the hell did you come in first place?


Be thankful could have been a lot worse it appears.
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