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re: Is there anything worse than going to a church with no cell service

Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:40 am to
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18665 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:40 am to
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Text 4 Hail Marys and your sins will be absolved
im a Baptist you drunken heathen bastard
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39069 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:41 am to
Getting abused by the priest or pastor....
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42938 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:41 am to
Eternal Damnation is probably worse
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16595 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:42 am to
So how many times has your phone went off during service?
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18665 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:43 am to
Im saved baw. Doesnt matter what i do now. Jesus christ died for me. I can do whatever whenever im good
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18665 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:43 am to
I hate it when my snapchat starts poppin during service and all the hoes are "just getting out of the shower"
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16595 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:44 am to
You must belong to olsteens church
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21964 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:59 am to
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m saved baw. Doesnt matter what i do now. Jesus christ died for me. I can do whatever whenever im good


Self-evident fatal critique of your brand of Protestant Christianity, concisely packaged along with your sig quote!
Posted by BlueWaffleHouse
LA
Member since Jul 2012
2016 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 12:05 pm to
Easy fix: don’t go to church
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 12:25 pm to
you're so edgy.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23422 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 12:28 pm to
OP is insecure
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:05 pm to
Probably just going to church period.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60221 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:06 pm to
God actually blocks cell service in most churches besides catholic and non demonational churches.
Posted by chadr07
Rapides Parish
Member since Jan 2015
14838 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:16 pm to
So you go to Church to look at your phone and not pay attention to a word the preacher is saying?.

How about leaving your phone at home and try to seek God a little more.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18665 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 2:57 pm to
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So you go to Church to look at your phone and not pay attention to a word the preacher is saying?.

How about leaving your phone at home and try to seek God a little more.
preacher talked about how we shouldn't hide our light from the world. Im doing just that by admitting to an entire internet message board i go to church. Maybe you should be a little less judgemental. You know what they say about casting stones
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 2:58 pm
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
15342 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 3:13 pm to
Then, in the next tgread you admit to the internet that youre hoping to commit fornication with a feminist.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24903 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 3:17 pm to
But what if Jesus is on the mainline? How can you tell Him what you want?
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
8517 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 3:18 pm to
“Is there anything worse....” The Holocaust was pretty bad.
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 3:21 pm to
I feel your pain. The boredom I experienced as a kid when my parents forced me to go to church just cannot be described. Kids today have it so easy.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40497 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 3:23 pm to
Another shitty hawgsince thread you're reaching rebeloke level.
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 3:24 pm
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