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re: Is there anything more disappointing than getting invited to a wedding?

Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:04 am to
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16272 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:04 am to
Depends on who is getting married. If it's for a good friend, has a good band, and plies me with alcohol, then what's not to love about a wedding?

Dry weddings with a DJ are the worst, though. They really suck.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48703 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:31 am to
quote:

Is there anything more disappointing than getting invited to a wedding?



Clicking on this thread, what was I thinking.

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76782 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:32 am to
funerals ?
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33964 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:40 am to
Shorten the bullshite ceremony to about 30 minutes max, and a wedding is fine.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28943 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 9:01 am to
Learn how to dance.

It will change your life.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17077 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 9:11 am to
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Because they're a bunch of plant baws that would rather go home to their fat wives, eat hamburger helper for dinner, slug mountain dews, and watch wrastlin than do fun shite.



Nice incorrect generalization, a-hole.


Kountry Mist gives 2/3 the buzz of Mountain Dew at 1/2 the price.

Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12489 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 10:19 am to
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Learn how to dance. 

It will change your life.

How do I go about doing this?
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28943 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 10:44 am to
Google swing dance lessons in your area. You'll get groped by a few drunk cougars but the turns and throws and bumps will translate to a wide variety of music. Weddings are a lot more fun if you're comfortable on the dancefloor. You don't need to be a great dancer, you need to be fun to dance with. And if you can dance, no woman is unattainable.
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