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Posted on 6/2/15 at 5:46 pm to wildtigercat93
this is pretty fricking accurate imo
Posted on 6/2/15 at 5:46 pm to Bootycall
Glad I have boys. All you have to do is teach them how to kick arse, drink beer, and chase pussy.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 5:47 pm to Bootycall
check the hymen
Posted on 6/2/15 at 5:47 pm to wildtigercat93
quote:
Age-likelihood of sexual activity when your dad is bootycall
13-100%
14-100%
15-100%
16-100%
17-100%
18-100%
Posted on 6/2/15 at 5:48 pm to jflsufan
And maybe one day, they'll grow up to be Olympic athletes that like sun dresses and menthol 100 cigarettes.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 5:49 pm to yellowhammer2098
quote:
13-100%
14-100%
You're Def from Alabama
Posted on 6/2/15 at 5:57 pm to wildtigercat93
quote:
13-15%
14-30%
15-45%
16-75%
17-90%
18-99%
I'm not ready for this.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:02 pm to Bootycall
quote:
other than just coming out and asking
Yup. Ex wife said your 16 year old daughter has something to tell you. I was o shite!!!
I blurred out you having sex and you better not be pregnant. Her response " Dad, No I failed my chemistry class."
I was like sorry
This post was edited on 6/2/15 at 6:03 pm
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:06 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
quote:
Yup. Ex wife said your 16 year old daughter has something to tell you. I was o shite!!!
I blurred out you having sex and you better not be pregnant. Her response " Dad, No I failed my chemistry class."
Should have played it cool and told her not to change the subject.
BTW, how does one fail a high school chemistry class?
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:06 pm to Bootycall
The Muslims claim to be able to do a virginity test. I have no idea how accurate it is.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:07 pm to Bootycall
Smell her dick.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:08 pm to WeeWee
I was just glad I broke the ice with the sex topic with my daughter. There ain't no training manuals for us father's with that shite man. Also that periodic table ain't no joke in chemistry. 
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:09 pm to TrueTiger
quote:
The Muslims claim to be able to do a virginity test. I have no idea how accurate it is.
It is called checking the hymen
ETA: It is not accurate. The hymen can be torn by things other than sexual intercourse.
This post was edited on 6/2/15 at 6:33 pm
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:13 pm to Bootycall
Go ahead and put her on birth control. Tell her it's a vitamin.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:14 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
How do you "check the hymen?"
If she is 18 send her to me
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:15 pm to Bootycall
pass along my contact info to her and I'll let you know.
<-- td@live.com
eta: assuming she's at least 18, of course
eta 2: send pics while you're at it
<-- td@live.com
eta: assuming she's at least 18, of course
eta 2: send pics while you're at it
This post was edited on 6/2/15 at 6:16 pm
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