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re: Is there an age limit to fapping?
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:44 am to tigerman03
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:44 am to tigerman03
My personal most is 10 in one day
I don't see how it will ever get old. I'd have to lose my hands
I don't see how it will ever get old. I'd have to lose my hands
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 12:47 am
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Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:44 am to Spankum
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all men are dogs and everyone squeezes one off periodically...the only thing that varies is the frequency. I can definitively say that at 50, the frequency has not tapered off at all.
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Spankum
Checks out
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:00 am to The Great McGinty
I can't stop laughing at that Gif
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:05 am to tigerman03
Proof that there were 51 dudes and 4 chicks viewing this thread when it first got posted.
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 1:13 am
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:05 am to Rover Range
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:06 am to philly444
That's fricking impressive. 3 or 4 is probaly my best.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:07 am to tigerman03
Michael Hutchence met the cut off for fapping. He should have had a spotter I guess.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:12 am to philly444
10 times in one day is excessive and weird
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:18 am to TheIndulger
Yeah well it was in my much earlier days of fapping
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:23 am to TheIndulger
So there were these 2 white dudes doing white dude shite, drinking tall boys and shooting pool at their local bar when Oprah walks in. She took a seat at the bar, and for some reason was all alone. She ordered a Margarita and sat quietly enjoying the drink. One of the guys told his buddy "hey I'm going to buy Oprah another round"..
So he went to the bar and ordered another Rita for Oprah and took it to her, which led to a lengthy conversation resulting in Oprah getting drunk and agreeing to come hang out after the bar closed. Well one thing led to another and the fellow was actually hooking up with none other than Miss Oprah. Oprah was astounded at the performance of the guy in bed so she insisted that they do it again. He told her to let him take a nap and just to hold his dick with both hands while he slept. If she would do that he would have sex with her again. While he took a brief Nap she held his dick like he asked, so he woke up and went back to town on her. This happened several more times through the night, each time with the man needing a nap and his dick being held while doing so.
The next morning before Oprah left she told the guy she would need one more round of the unbelievable sex that he'd been giving her the night before. So once again he requested he could take a nap and she could hold his dick and when he woke up he would give it to her. She said "Look, the sex is great so I'm not going to complain but can you please tell me why I must hold your dick the entire time you sleep?"
The guy replied "well the last black chick I fricked stole my wallet when I fell asleep"
So he went to the bar and ordered another Rita for Oprah and took it to her, which led to a lengthy conversation resulting in Oprah getting drunk and agreeing to come hang out after the bar closed. Well one thing led to another and the fellow was actually hooking up with none other than Miss Oprah. Oprah was astounded at the performance of the guy in bed so she insisted that they do it again. He told her to let him take a nap and just to hold his dick with both hands while he slept. If she would do that he would have sex with her again. While he took a brief Nap she held his dick like he asked, so he woke up and went back to town on her. This happened several more times through the night, each time with the man needing a nap and his dick being held while doing so.
The next morning before Oprah left she told the guy she would need one more round of the unbelievable sex that he'd been giving her the night before. So once again he requested he could take a nap and she could hold his dick and when he woke up he would give it to her. She said "Look, the sex is great so I'm not going to complain but can you please tell me why I must hold your dick the entire time you sleep?"
The guy replied "well the last black chick I fricked stole my wallet when I fell asleep"
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 1:26 am
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:32 am to Rover Range
5 is my limit. The fifth time was just to see if I could. I probably shot dust. I remember the next day that I wore the skin off the head the previous day. That was probably 40 years ago. Remember it like it was yesterday though.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:17 am to tigerman03
I'm 72 years old and my junk has callouses from beating it so much.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:20 am to tigerman03
The age limit to fapping is the age you are when you stop getting boners.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:38 am to tigerman03
I'm 37 I used to fap practically everyday but now just once or twice a week.
They put me on blood pressure meds a few years back so I'm sure that might have something to do with it.
I do have more energy now though started lifting again and now I feel stronger than I ever was in my 20s.
They put me on blood pressure meds a few years back so I'm sure that might have something to do with it.
I do have more energy now though started lifting again and now I feel stronger than I ever was in my 20s.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:06 am to fr33manator
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An elderly widowed gentleman in a nursing home became very friendly with an elderly lady. He told her his former wife used to hold his penis every night to help him go to sleep.
The elderly lady decided to do this for her new male friend every night for a week. Each night he fell soundly asleep. The next week the gentleman told the lady that he was sorry but he had found a new partner. She was very upset and asked him, "What does she have that I don't have?"
He replied,
"Parkinson's"
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:55 am to Evil Little Thing
It's probably better for men, past the age 25, to do it more infrequently.
Going without ejaculating for short periods of time will increase testosterone in men. It would probably be best to fap without ejaculating for 2-3 days at a time.
Going without ejaculating for short periods of time will increase testosterone in men. It would probably be best to fap without ejaculating for 2-3 days at a time.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:00 am to joshnorris14
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It would probably be best to fap without ejaculating for 2-3 days at a time.
Maybe so, but after getting sucked into 480s peptide thread and trying it, if I don't fap at least daily I will go to sleep, roll over in the night and be high centered.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:11 am to tigerman03
I'm 75 and still rub one out occasionally.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:19 am to TheIndulger
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10 times in one day is excessive and weird
Says
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TheIndulger
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:21 am to joshnorris14
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It would probably be best to fap without ejaculating for 2-3 days at a time.
you saying I should give myself the blue balls 3 days per week?....forget it.
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