re: Is it trashy to show up at church drunk?

I'm drunk. This is my excuse for not going and it's still working. Worked last year too.

I wouldn't go drunk, that's just not right.

Try acid though. I went to a couple of Christmas midnight masses at St. Dominic's in SF after dropping a tab. It was extremely cool, because the cathedral itself is conducive to tripping. Definitely a religious experience.

If you can get your hands on some L, midnight Christmas mass is awesome.

Take a flask. If you let up now you will fall asleep and be embarrassed.

Drunk yes unless it's midnight mass, buzzed is fine.
Oh and go to church ya Godless heathen

I've showed up buzzed, it sucks even more so

Might as well fap through service. One sin is as bad as the next

I damned near made that mistake earlier at our Service. Next year I am putting in a firm no alcohol rule until the service is over.