re: Is it just my sexy status with female docs...

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female docs...

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I have a theory that you really shouldn't trust female doctors who are younger than 40 due to all the DEI shite that has been pushed over the last 10 years. Can you really assume they are the best and brightest or were they given preferential treatment?

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I had a female primary care physician for several years. She was hot - could have passed for Agent Scully's sister. I saw her twice a year - she would insert one of those long, slender fingers in my arse and rub my prostate. She would also handle my scrotum, balls and pecker. I had to mentally recite the multiplication tables to keep that thing from snapping to attention and saluting her.

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:finishes large gulp of coffee: go on please

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I had a female primary care physician for several years. She was hot - could have passed for Agent Scully's sister. I saw her twice a year - she would insert one of those long, slender fingers in my arse and rub my prostate. She would also handle my scrotum, balls and pecker. I had to mentally recite the multiplication tables to keep that thing from snapping to attention and saluting her.

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Every time a medical professional has found it necessary to stick their finger in my arse it was some giant fricker from eastern Europe with hairy arse hands and fingers the size of a kielbasa who suffered from an inordinate fear of lubricant and did not have the common decency to "ease" into the situation but instead slammed their oversized sausage finger in my arse with a 3 foot running start. I am convinced when they are handing out specialties in med school they line prospects up, measure the diameter of their fingers and laugh like hell when they pick frickers with beer can fingers to specialize in fingering assholes for a living.

I asked my urologist about the effectiveness of the Digital Rectal Exam (DRE, the frickers) and he told me exactly what I suspected...it is generally a useless diagnostic tool and is mainly performed because patients expect it to be performed. I had been on an active surveillance protocol for diagnosed prostate cancer for 13 years when I asked him about this. At least twice a year for 13 years some doctor or PA was sticking their finger up my arse and concluding that yes, indeed, my prostate was larger than it would be in the absence of cancer. This information never changed over 15 years and was coupled with advanced imagery every 10-15 months which is a far more accurate diagnostic tool than someone who has never stuck THEIR finger up YOUR arse doing so for the first and only time. If the same person did it regularly the findings may be useful, this is not how it is generally done, it is done by multiple people over an extended period of time - how they are supposed to remember what the findings were 6 months ago escapes them, but they continue to do it.

I told the urologist I asked about it that if it were all the same to him we would just forego the arse fingering....he could charge for it and I would swear he did it but we could just pretend and get on with our lives. He was fine with not doing it, and surprisingly did not charge for it. He is still my urologist and he has told me that in 6 months he is going to have to do it.....it is a "requirement" after radiation treatment is completed. He didn't seem overly happy about it and I assured him the feeling was mutual but if he could take it I could. Despite his fingers looking like the business end of a Louisville slugger the fact that he doesn't enjoy fingering another mans arse is some small comfort....

Getting back to the subject of attractive female doctors.

I have taken as many as a dozen of my daughter's female soon-to-be-doctors classmates out to brunch and dinner. All of them were above average, but five of them could have been from her model agency. One tall, slender and fit mixed race Hispanic young woman has the most beautiful brown eyes I have ever seen. Unfortunately for OTers, her boyfriend looks like an NFL linebacker.

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My first wife was a doctor. Are they all self-important?

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As a doctor who spent a lot of time around female doctors I think that I am qualified to answer this question. The answer is YES!!!!

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she would insert one of those long, slender fingers in my arse and rub my prostate.


My crazy ex-wife was with me at the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she wanted to leave the room while she did the prostate examination. My ex said, "No, I want to see how you do it. I may want to try this."

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The secret is to place the finger on the anus for a few seconds and monitor the patients breathing. Then insert the finger when the patient is exhaling not inhaling. If a doctor rushes it and tries to insert the finger while patient is inhaling the increased intrabdominal pressure will cause resistance which means the doctor has to force the finger in which will increase the discomfort. If the doctor inserts the finger while the patient is exhaling then the decrease in intrabdominal pressure will decrease the resistance and the finger will slide in with minimal discomfort.

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I had a female primary care physician for several years. She was hot - could have passed for Agent Scully's sister. I saw her twice a year - she would insert one of those long, slender fingers in my arse and rub my prostate. She would also handle my scrotum, balls and pecker. I had to mentally recite the multiplication tables to keep that thing from snapping to attention and saluting her.

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Same here….and there had to be another female nurse in the room to be sure nothing inappropriate happened.

I’d never trust a chick doctor

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the finger will slide in with minimal discomfort.

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Minimal discomfort for whom, the finger or the anus???


I am always on guard when medical professionals start in with the "this is going to hurt a little" BS. They mean its only going to hurt them a little, the patient is going to be damn near killed...