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re: Is Dane Cook still alive?

Posted on 1/22/15 at 2:47 pm to
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/22/15 at 2:47 pm to
He was ok in "Waiting".
Posted by SomethingLikeA
Member since Jul 2013
1112 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 3:14 pm to
Lol

People in here with so much hatred towards someone they dont even know

He made a lot of people laugh, made millions,never said a word about anyone posting in this thread.

Call it jealousy, call it hatred. Y'all are full of it. Some of you are miserable people.
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27872 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 6:55 pm to
He had the highest selling comedy album in 30 years. He played the biggest venues in the US. I didn't say he was the best comic, just the biggest. And comedy is just as much about persona and character as it is material.

Being good at marketing doesn't put you in MSG as a comedian.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 1/22/15 at 7:14 pm to


Not even a little bit of anything you say.

Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57451 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 7:15 pm to
Did you get your question answered?
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27872 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 7:26 pm to
You want to finish that sentence, Chaucer?
Posted by soccerfüt
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65535 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

You want to finish that sentence, Chaucer?

This response was funnier than anything Dane Non-Cook has said in the last year.
This post was edited on 1/22/15 at 7:28 pm
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27872 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 7:31 pm to
I'm unsure why you're acting so much like a child when it comes to Dane Cook. We get it, you think he sucks. Comedy is subjective.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57451 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 7:44 pm to
Dane non-cook? How old are you?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 1/22/15 at 7:44 pm to
This is subjective. Children would be proud and profit to act like me.
quote:

I'm unsure why you're acting so much like a child when it comes to Dane Cook.

quote:

We get it, he sucks.

FIFY
Posted by soccerfüt
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65535 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 7:45 pm to
Twelve next February twenty-nine.
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27872 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:36 pm to
You're very clearly 14.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65535 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:51 pm to
Wow.
Just four more years to smokeless tobacco!

Alternative Answer:
Fourteen inches?
I am in the porn bidness.

Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57451 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:55 pm to
Soccer fig
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65535 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:00 pm to
Your mother swears otherwise at the top of her voice. Be cautious when you kiss her, she REALLY likes the seminal moment.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35473 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

Your mother swears otherwise at the top of her voice. Be cautious when you kiss her, she REALLY likes the seminal moment.

Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22189 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:40 pm to
Dane Cook died in Vegas.

It stayed in Vegas.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68062 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:46 pm to
Talented? He's boring as frick.
Posted by RidiculousHype
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2007
10191 posts
Posted on 1/25/15 at 9:25 pm to
I first heard Dane Cook's material on a CD at a buddy's house in about 2001. One of the bits was the car accident in front of someone's house. We all thought it was hilarious.

Since then, when his name came up with anyone in real life everyone agreed he was very funny. Then I started seeing on the Internet that some people hated him and said he was a terrible comedian.

Given all this, I have to conclude that the Cook hate originated from nerds jealous of his charisma and/or professional comedians jealous his success.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65535 posts
Posted on 1/25/15 at 9:37 pm to
Putin is hated because would-be rival Russian politicos are jealous of his charisma.

Your hypothesis is shallow, no wonder you think Cook's dribble is entertaining.

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