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re: In the Old Days We had Dirt Clod Wars.

Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61713 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:38 pm to
None of you poors had lawn darts? HOld it back the back of the fin, chunk it up and try to land in the hoop and not on anyones head.


Fun times and a safe game


Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18871 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:46 pm to
that's too cool for me
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260939 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:48 pm to
Was just thinking about this. We used to have some epic dirt clod wars, but they would get pretty violent. Several busted heads and faces back in the day.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260939 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:50 pm to
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Bottle rocket wars were the best.


Ours included roman candles for close quarters combat.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260939 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:52 pm to
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black walnut wars.

I busted a kids glasses with one once. His parents banned me from the yard for a while.

We would raid other kids forts and take their stash after chasing them off.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64650 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:53 pm to
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We had pine cone and bottle rocket wars in my neighborhood.


We got fancy with our bottle rocket wars and made hand-held bottle rocket launchers out of PVC pipe. Damn things were pretty accurate too.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54731 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:54 pm to
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If you know this childhood , you know.


So many stitches in my head from dirt clods with rocks inside I look like relative of Frankenstein
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260939 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:55 pm to
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Fun times and a safe game


I remember playing once, and someone took a dart to the back.
Posted by gmac8604
Green Bay, WI
Member since Jun 2012
1105 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:55 pm to
We had acorn wars. To celebrate the victor, we’d hit an unloaded shotgun shell with a sledgehammer. Then we’d play football/baseball until the parents rang us in.

Good times.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7169 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:55 pm to
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None of you poors had lawn darts? HOld it back the back of the fin, chunk it up and try to land in the hoop and not on anyones head.


Fun times and a safe game


They were a blast and only a moron could get hurt by them...apparently there were a lot of morons back in the day LOL.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7169 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 1:59 pm to
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how else were you supposed to build your club house?



Or a boat???? Who knew you could but plywood??? They just left it laying all over construction sites. Sometimes they'd have it nailed down to the roof or the side of the house to keep us from getting it but hell a 8 year old in need of a piece of plywood and stopping cause of no nails....
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7169 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 2:01 pm to
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We used to have contests to see who was brave enough to jump out of trees/off the roof of the house. Along with launching yourself out of a swing

And don’t get me started on the dangers of a merry go round. My joints are hurting just thinking about this




What about fricking red rover???? WHo in their right mind dreamt that shite up and why are they no commemorated in song and story for coming up with one of the funnest games ever played by kids...if you had to wear husky sized pants. If you didn't it was probably terrifying to see the fat kid come charging at you and you with no where to hide LOL....

Red Rover Red Rover send Georgie on over.....
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7169 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 2:04 pm to
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I remember once there was an old golf cart in the woods near our house and me and a friend thought we could modify it into a go kart. We hooked a trailer to the 4 wheeler and went and got the thing out of the woods, then walked to the farm shop and got the service truck with a torch and welder on the bed. I had an old go kart with a good engine but the frame had broken. Took the gas engine off, torched up the golf cart and removed the batteries and electric motor and were trying to install the gas engine behind the seat. My dad came home from work to 13 year old me running the welder on the service truck trying to weld a giant steel homemade bumper to this old golf cart. I got a “what the frick do you think you’re doing” from him


If he was like most Dad's in the day he would have then seen what you were doing and showed you how and make some bad arse modifications before going in and drinking a beer LOL.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61713 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 2:06 pm to
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They were a blast and only a moron could get hurt by them...apparently there were a lot of morons back in the day LOL.



I hit a kid in the knee with one. One of my least favorite moments of my childhood. Poor kid had to get stitches


The key to that game was for everyone to be behind the guy throwing the dart. Unfortunatly,,. . .


Posted by Palantir
I've been a Columbia House
Member since Oct 2020
691 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 2:07 pm to
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Always a dumbass like Melvin. frick the Melvins of the world....probably all fast food managers today.
For real man...always blaming it on his gun. Bitch, we know you pumping twice. It's already your fault we can't have the good Kool-Aid at Timmy's anymore house cuz you drank it all
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7169 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 2:15 pm to
Not playing but when I was 7 years old my 2 sisters and I lived with our Dad while our Mama was out "finding herself" (As far as I know she has been looking for the last 60 years LOL). Anyhow we lived in a single wide trailer that was not skirted and had concrete blocks stacked up for entry at the front door, nothing at the back door. It was what one might call not a pretty home. My dad worked about 4 hours away and stayed gone from Monday Morning around 230 AM until Friday Night at around 730 PM. My 13 year old sister was in charge.

Apparently Daddy forgot to pay the light bill of just did not pay it. The power company came out and put a boot on the meter while we were at school on Monday. When we got home it was colder than a well diggers arse and Daddy was 4 hours away and we did not have a phone and would not have known where to call if we did. I had seen Daddy do it before so I went to the meter, cut the tab off the base, removed the meter, took off the boot and reinstalled the meter. Wallah....we had power again. Until Tuesday. They came back on Tuesday and took the meter. No problem, I had seen Daddy fix that also...I took a piece of 12/2 romex, skint out enough of it to jump the meter base, and plugged in the house...did not know enough to turn off the main. had a pretty good arc. They did it again Wednesday and when I fixed it again they came out Thursday and removed the line side conductors....I couldn't fix that at 7.

Friday night Daddy comes in and its pitch black...and withing 30 minutes of his arrival the sherrif is there arresting him for stealing power LOL...he had to take the charge because it would have been child neglect for certain had he not. Fince him about $50 and he was home before midnight. I was terrified I was going to get my arse whupped...instead he told me how proud he was that I had taken care of my sisters LOL. I could have easily been killed but the lord looks out for idiots and children, especially idiot children.

If someone did what my Dad did to provide for us the county would step in and destroy everyone's life today. As it turns out we all survived fine....
Posted by Meatball
Member since Sep 2009
4939 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 2:18 pm to
I grew up in the 70’s and 80’s. It’s a miracle that my generation made it out alive. Today’s generation would be flabbergasted at some of the shite that we used to do.
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
4315 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 2:19 pm to
We did bb gun wars. One-pump rule in effect. My dad worked at Exxon, so we always had safety glasses. Still managed to nearly put my eye out. A BB bounced off of a brick wall and hit my eye lid.

My daily routine was:
School
Football practice
Basketball for hours
Home for dinner
Maybe do my homework
Shower
Bed

During the summer, you could throw in some hide-and-go-seek that covered about ten yards. Mostly played at night.
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
19567 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 2:24 pm to
In Central Florida, we had orange wars. They would start with fallen oranges but they never lasted long.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19260 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 2:26 pm to
That's pretty damn wild dude.
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