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In the market for a nightstick

Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:19 pm
Posted by tigerpawl
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:19 pm
Preferably wood. What's out there? T.I.A.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:20 pm to
Hickory is nice
Posted by bigpetedatiga
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:21 pm to
Tell the truth, its going in your butt isn't it?
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:21 pm to
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nightstick

quote:

Preferably wood

am I thinking of a different type of night stick?
Posted by tigerpawl
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:22 pm to
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Hickory is nice
I actually thought about a hickory ax handle. LINK
This post was edited on 1/21/21 at 6:24 pm
Posted by Tigers0891
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:23 pm to
I would tell you what we used to call them but Ryan Clark would be upset.
Posted by auwaterfowler
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:24 pm to
Surely you are trolling?
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:25 pm to
Posted by Purple Spoon
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:28 pm to
Get a cheap wooden baseball bat and cut about 5 inches off the barrel

Makes an amazing club
Posted by tigerpawl
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

Get a cheap wooden baseball bat and cut about 5 inches off the barrel

Makes an amazing club

I have an arthritic hand. I don't think I could generate adequate "bat speed". I'd rather a smaller, consistent diameter throughout where I can deliver a sharp blow quickly.
Posted by Clames
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:32 pm to
Go to truck stop and a tire thumper.


Then go have a lot-lizard shove it up your butt.
Posted by Beessnax
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:34 pm to
Why not just shoot them?
Posted by Duane Dibbley
Red Dwarf
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:34 pm to
Get a fish bat, There are aluminum ones wooden ones and plastic ones take your pick.
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:35 pm to
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I have an arthritic hand. I don't think I could generate adequate "bat speed". I'd rather a smaller, consistent diameter throughout where I can deliver a sharp blow quickly.

buy a souvenir bat, they are short but will frick shite up if needed
Posted by ScoobyDont
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:35 pm to
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Hickory is nice
LINK
Posted by tigerpawl
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

buy a souvenir bat, they are short but will frick shite up if needed

Too short
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:39 pm to
Need to drill out about 9-12 inches of the far end and then fill with lead.

3" diameter stick, 1" drill bit. Leaves enough wood to not split when the leaded end connects to bone.


ETA: it's called a Billy Club SelfDefenseProducts .com Billy Club
This post was edited on 1/21/21 at 6:42 pm
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:39 pm to
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Too short

I had an aluminum one, lighter but still solid
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:40 pm to
My baw, Popeye, could hook you up with dem glow sticks. Ya heard?
Posted by tigahfromtheham
On your left
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:41 pm to
A pillowcase filled with bars of soap will work as well.
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