In the Kitchen With David on QVC

I dont even know what channel QVC is or if I have it.

You're definitely a ghey. No doubt about it.

You tried to throw in something about the salesladies to throw us off, but it didn't work.

Quality. Value. Convenience.

I would let David buggery me.

I bought some biscuits off his show a long time back on someone's suggestion. They were legit. I wonder if they still have them.

Shut the front door.

You should also try his buns then!