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re: Imagine a world without attorneys

Posted on 1/27/16 at 2:30 pm to
Posted by CorporateTiger
Member since Aug 2014
10700 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 2:30 pm to
Asking me to respond to something that is so incredibly devoid of thought and reason is ridiculous. The safety and security you experience every day were created in no insignificant part by attorneys.
This post was edited on 1/27/16 at 2:31 pm
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 2:33 pm to
This is a better argument than I've seen before, but I would argue that your "grease" is doing more to hinder the engine than lubricate it. When a corporation has to sink resources into an army of corporate lawyers instead of using those resources to actually produces something good for society, it's safe to say it's gotten out of hand. I'd love to carry on but I'm getting out of here.
Posted by La Sapper
Member since Jan 2016
117 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 2:36 pm to
I worked for one of the firms that represented Texas against big tobacco. They were men of the people kind of talkers, hated Bush, always rant about lower taxes unfair to little man fair share shite.
Anyway settle the case and get paid over time I move on to another job and one day see where the frickers had set up some tax scam and were caught bilking the government.
They suck, but I do still call them for tickets to the Cowboys and Rangers on occasion
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18464 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 4:09 pm to
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It's not the lawyer's fault that the system has gotten to this point but there is nothing noble in being a part of it either.


When a jury comes back with a guilty verdict for the guy that raped the 10 year old girl and the family can get some closure, I certainly feel like my job is noble


I guess I'm just wrong
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 4:30 pm to
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When a jury comes back with a guilty verdict for the guy that raped the 10 year old girl and the family can get some closure, I certainly feel like my job is noble



Of course the pursuit of justice is a noble endeavor, nobody would ever argue otherwise. I would argue that the court proceedings are the last efficient and least necessary portion of that pursuit. The investigating officers who found the perpetrator and the prison officials who will keep the public safe from him are doing more to pursue that goal than the court system is.

It's unnecessarily complex and bureaucratic. You can't say it couldn't be simplified.

ETA I'm not seeing it's unnecessary, just that it's much more complex than it needs to be.
This post was edited on 1/27/16 at 4:32 pm
Posted by CorporateTiger
Member since Aug 2014
10700 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 4:32 pm to
You are equating simpler with better. It would be simpler to just have the arresting officer shoot each suspect in the head and move on. That doesn't, in any way, lead to the conclusion that is a better system
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18464 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 4:34 pm to
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It's unnecessarily complex and bureaucratic. You can't say it couldn't be simplified.


But when speaking of the criminal courts, pretty much everything we do comes almost directly from the constitution in order to protect a defendants rights

So if you disagree with the vast majority of that, then your argument is against large portions of the constitution itself

When you start to remove parts of the court process to make it more efficient or streamline it, you're removing constitutional rights
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 4:41 pm to
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You are equating simpler with better.


Not exactly, I'm equating resources used versus output. Think of it this way, we have some of the greatest minds in this country being used as lawyers. If we had a simpler system that didn't require their efforts, we could better use these minds researching cancer cures or anything more productive than legal arguments.
Posted by CorporateTiger
Member since Aug 2014
10700 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 4:46 pm to
Again this all driven by your ideas that (1) a simpler would system would be as good or better than the current system and (2) that fewer attorneys fixes issues. A simpler system really honestly doesn't mean a better system. That complexity is generally designed to keep like you from being royally fricked by the government, a major corporation, or your neighbor. Secondly simply removing or reducing attorneys from the picture only fricks the system up worse by making it run slower and less efficiently.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 4:58 pm to
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simpler would system would be as good or better than the current system


If the desired result is fair treatment of citizens and other entities, then yes I think that goal could be best achieved with more simplicity.

If the desired result is a profitable system then yeah the current one is great.

To your second point, I already said I don't have issue with lawyers, my problem is with this absurd system we have.
Posted by Halftrack
The Wild Blue Yonder
Member since Apr 2015
2763 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:00 pm to
Just ban lawyer advertising?
Posted by CorporateTiger
Member since Aug 2014
10700 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:05 pm to
So please tell me these practices we could just stop to simplify things without compromising the system's integrity.
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22292 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:17 pm to
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If the desired result is fair treatment of citizens and other entities, then yes I think that goal could be best achieved with more simplicity.


It would only be a matter of time before a simpler system (or less complex laws) is exposed by someone who finds a loophole (granted, that person is usually a lawyer). However, getting rid of lawyers doesn't fix this problem. People will inherently exploit the grey areas and try to find ways around rules. This leads to legislatures having to write more laws to close the gaps, which eventually leads to a system where only attorneys have a grasp on the system of laws. It didn't start that way, it became that way due to people exploiting gray areas in the law. If you tried to make laws simple and easy to understand then you inherently are giving up comprehension. All you are doing is starting the cycle all over again. People will expose the gaps and something will have to be done.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:25 pm to
The Simpsons' favorite lawyer Lionel Hutz had commentary on a world without lawyers.

LINK
Posted by Dale Murphy
God's Country
Member since Feb 2005
24838 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:53 pm to
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Full disclosure--I am not, have never been, and am not affiliated in any way with--an attorney


I bet you've banged a lawyer or 2.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:54 pm to
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The Simpsons' favorite lawyer Lionel Hutz


RIP, way to make me sad bro...
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
55796 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:55 pm to
You would actually end up having justice in the courtroom because cases would no longer be about billable hours for lawyers and bullshite legal tactics that allow one to bullshite the jury. If the two parties had to show up like in the peoples court you would get to the truth just about every time if you cut out the lawyer bullshite.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
19873 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 6:00 pm to
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I think he means a system where laws are clear enough to not require interpretation. Where average citizens could decipher their meaning, since they are the people supposedly served by those laws.



Lol. Not possible. A law can be written as clear as water and still need a legal mind for interpretation.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
82846 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 6:21 pm to
You can choose to resolve a disputes through a mediator like the People's Court if you feel that is a better system.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 6:24 pm to
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You can choose to resolve a disputes through a mediator like the People's Court if you feel that is a better system.


For a fee.
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