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I'm considering joining an outlaw motorcycle club.

Posted on 7/2/20 at 4:52 pm
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 4:52 pm
Anyone involved in one? Suggestions would be appreciated.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 4:53 pm to
Step 1: Go to prison for at least 5 years

Keep us posted
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 4:53 pm to
Darth_Vader stole all his stories from Aging Rebel who it turns out is a complete LARP.
This post was edited on 7/2/20 at 4:54 pm
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7437 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 4:53 pm to
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 4:54 pm to
Join the sons. Say brother Everytime
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

just make sure you wear your jacket with a patch everywhere you go so everyone knows how badass you are


That's the plan, soyboy.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

I'm considering joining an outlaw motorcycle club.

It's not against the law to be gay, brother.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72399 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 4:56 pm to
Jesus Christ.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 4:58 pm to


I got excommunicated from the Bandidos for being too violent and unpredictable. Then I got drafted to ride with some cartel members in Sinaloa. The language barrier was too much and they weren't leaning english quick enough, so I bailed. Now I'm just chilling out as a lone wolf. Waiting for winter in Portland to throw some chains on the tires.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75080 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:00 pm to
I'm sure there is a wikihow page that explains it.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

I'm sure there is a wikihow page that explains it


I get all of my advice for life events from the OT so stfu.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46790 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

Suggestions would be appreciated.


All those guys are wealthy. Be sure and bring your ID's so you can get your 401k and 403b set up in a timely manner.
Posted by pennypacker3
Charleston
Member since Aug 2014
3020 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:17 pm to
If you’re asking how to get started...forget about it! LOL
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:18 pm to
If they accept you, are they truly an outlaw gang?
Posted by YF12
Ottobaan
Member since Nov 2019
4451 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:20 pm to
You arent a real outlaw biker until you have at least one felon in possession of a firearm charge
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:21 pm to
The only way to get into an outlaw gang is to kill one of their members to open up a spot on the roster. Either that or wait for diabetes to take the foot they use to shift.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75080 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

You arent a real outlaw biker until you have at least one felon in possession of a firearm charge


I'm not big on felonies. Can we negotiate that down to a loitering or criminal mischief charge?
Posted by 4Ghost
Member since Sep 2016
8565 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:25 pm to
To be one, ask one! Just belly on up to the bar, and tell them you want to sign up!
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71028 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:26 pm to
I can suggest some clubs, but to help narrow it down, if you had to choose, would you rather:

1. Suck a penis 5 times
2. Take it up the pooper once
3. Kill someone (please specify preferred race of your victim if this option is selected)
Posted by learnthehardway
B.R./Northshore
Member since Oct 2007
10023 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:31 pm to
Just start a new one. Buy a leather jacket, dream up some skull oriented patch, invent incredible backstory where you were the sole survivor of a drug deal in a dynamite factory gone bad. All 52 of my brothers were blown to bits brother! Always knew that devil dog bob was a piece of shite but man how could I have known he was gonna snitch and blow us all up. A few random names of other brothers (make those up yourself be creative.


Oh.. own a harley that helps too. Good luck brother!
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