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re: I’m 22 & stuck in the body of an 8-year-old – only creeps want to date me

Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:59 am to
Posted by Jaydeaux
Covington
Member since May 2005
19182 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:59 am to
Can not be real. Horrific if true.

ETA if you think Brandon is confused now…..
This post was edited on 12/24/21 at 9:01 am
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:01 am to
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:02 am to
It would be a guaranteed 1st date lay.



This post was edited on 12/24/21 at 9:04 am
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
16052 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:04 am to
She’s 3’10” - why the frick would she pass over a normal 5’9” guy into her?
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:15 am to
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She’s 3’10” - why the frick would she pass over a normal 5’9” guy into her?


She distrusts them, but she should be more trusting. That was my point- plenty of non-pedophile guys would date her just because the alternatives are worse. Maybe not 90% of us or even 10%, but enough would.

Do her make-up correctly and she might even pass as a simple dwarf. Then you're just a manlet midget-fricker with some midget arm-candy.
Posted by Picayuner
Member since Dec 2016
3669 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:29 am to
Is this the fountain of youth? Will she live to be 120 ?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68858 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:33 am to
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I’m not reading through 7 pages.

But I’m curious if Super Saint has popped up begging for nudes?



She looks too old for his tastes.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
21800 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 10:18 am to
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IWTHTTZ


I would take her to the zoo? Lol
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
21074 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 10:20 am to
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Her teenage kids will look older than her


I would would absolutely love to see her in public dropping F-bombs on some adult or older child.
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
21074 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 10:22 am to
But... what if she lives forever?

Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 10:54 am to
I would date her. How is it any different than dating an Asian woman?

Also she would be a cheap date considering she probably doesn't eat much, can eat off the kids menu, and get the kids rate everywhere we go.
This post was edited on 12/24/21 at 11:00 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
175457 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 11:03 am to
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How is it any different than dating an Asian woman?


Huh?

You are dating 3' tall Asian women that look 8 years old?

As someone married to an Asian I can tell you that I don't see how they are even remotely the same.
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