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Posted on 9/9/15 at 8:29 am to
Posted by joeking
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2015
392 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 8:29 am to
i didn't go to high school, i went to school high...
Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 8:30 am to
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Considering we often went to school after shooting various animals with an arsenal of loaded weapons in our respective trucks, carried knives, smeared the queers, got loaded at school functions, sexually harassed the good looking females, scorned the fat ones, bullied nerds, swirlied underclassmen, and so on and so forth, yes. We would likely have to modify our actions to stay enrolled and/or unencarcerated.


Have an upvote, Sir.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24903 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 8:30 am to
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igh school kids are morons and it would be torturous to go back into it with my current frame of mind.



I don't know. I had to do three 8 hour days of class a couple of months back. I almost went crazy, and that was with an hour lunch.

Honestly, I don't know how I did it back then.
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
8517 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 8:30 am to
In the principals office within the first hour on the first day.
Posted by AZTarheeel
Member since Feb 2015
3702 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 8:34 am to
I would probably be in jail for possessing pornographic images of underage females on my phone.
This post was edited on 9/9/15 at 8:35 am
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 8:35 am to
quote:

I'd probably be a cocky sumbitch and rake all the pussy, you know if I wasn't in my 30's and was 16.


A 30 year old man wouldn't forget the boudin to a tailgate.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25428 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 8:35 am to
It would be the same.
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 8:35 am to
but a 20 something little shite will try to take down the dish and tv in a drunken stupor, AMIRITE?!?!
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9128 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 8:46 am to
When I was in second grade, my dad gave me a (very) small pocket knife.

Thinking it was cool, I brought it to school to show my friends.

My teacher saw it and took it away. At the end of the school day, my teacher explained why I couldn't bring things like that to school. When my mom picked me up from school, the teacher gave her back the pocket knife and told her what happened. Case closed.

It's pretty crazy to think that, nowadays, I most likely would've been suspended, maybe even expelled for that. Police may or may not have been called.
This post was edited on 9/9/15 at 8:47 am
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 8:48 am to
I was just testing to see how strong your signal was, it was pretty strong.
Posted by Poodlebrain
Way Right of Rex
Member since Jan 2004
19860 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 8:54 am to
My 1970's clothing and speech patterns would make me a laughing stock. I would piss off the teachers with questions about the curriculum (it pissed them off in the 70's as well), and I would be even more disrespectful to authority since their ability to discipline students for classroom conduct issues has diminished. My Swiss Army knife would be a no go.
Posted by BooDreaux
Orlandeaux
Member since Sep 2011
3300 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 8:59 am to
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In the principals office within the first hour on the first day.


Me as well
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25082 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:08 am to
I got expelled halfway through my junior year so probably mid sophomore year.
Posted by Choupique19
The cheap seats
Member since Sep 2005
65595 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:14 am to
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Considering we often went to school after shooting various animals with an arsenal of loaded weapons in our respective trucks, carried knives, smeared the queers, got loaded at school functions, sexually harassed the good looking females, scorned the fat ones, bullied nerds, swirlied underclassmen, and so on and so forth, yes. We would likely have to modify our actions to stay enrolled and/or unencarcerated.


I think we hung out together.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:21 am to
Well I got caught my freshman year at my first dance drunk, so it'd probably be quite similar

But I'd be kicked out most likely eventually. I tried hard to get kicked out when I was there, but I made good grades and never hurt other kids with my antics, just liked to party. I think that saved me.

Didn't lie, cheat, or steal like our Honor Code said we couldn't. Just liked to drink before school functions
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:34 am to
Well for one I'd get in trouble for not wearing a uniform. We didn't have uniforms when I was in school.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:35 am to
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Well for one I'd get in trouble for not wearing a uniform. We didn't have uniforms when I was in school.



Uniforms can be great. We had white polo shirt and blue shorts.

Never had to worry about what to wear or shite like that. Just had a drawer full of uniforms.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20653 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:49 am to
I don't think I'd get in trouble. My high school isn't a place where you get in trouble. It was a very small private school where parents and seniors dictated more what happens than the school administration. I'm pretty sure that it's gotten worse in that regard.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:53 am to
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
21659 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 10:20 am to
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God, I hate teenagers. I'm not even looking forward to my 3 eventually becoming one. I know they're going to annoy the shite out of me.


I was like that even when I was a teenager. I remember thinking in high school, "Man, frickin' kids..."

And I went to a very good school. I think I would have died from a brain aneurysm if I had gone to a regular public high school.
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