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re: If you SO found out you were secretly a hit man, how would she react?
Posted on 3/5/19 at 7:37 pm to chinhoyang
Posted on 3/5/19 at 7:37 pm to chinhoyang
My wife ain’t no man; not a hit man, not any kind of man. We got 3 kids dammit, and they look like our clones. Unless..... they are clones...oh shite, I may have been living a lie for 29 years.
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Posted on 3/5/19 at 7:40 pm to chinhoyang
No one I ever dated would be shocked.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 7:43 pm to chinhoyang
She would probably hire me to kill myself.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:28 pm to chinhoyang
Ask for the credit card so she can go shopping.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:33 pm to chinhoyang
She’d tell me to off Trump.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:37 pm to chinhoyang
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She demanded that I file for divorce. I filed.
I received a divorce judgment. She was mad as hell at the Judge (for reasons I never have understood) and stomped out of court. She went to school. We dated the entire time she was in school and eventually decided it was stupid to have two houses (since I was paying for both).
It was an exercise in absurdity, but when you deal with women that sometimes happens.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:42 pm to chinhoyang
If I was making good money, she’d probably cover for me. She’s a ride or die type of gal.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:48 pm to chinhoyang
Snitches get stitches.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 10:31 pm to chinhoyang
The only person she wants whacked is me, so that would be a conflict of interest for me to take that job.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 10:54 pm to chinhoyang
She’d want in
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