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If You Had To Choose Between Being Caucasian or Male

Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:10 pm
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5394 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:10 pm
Which would you choose? Why?
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:11 pm to
male easily
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:12 pm to
Privileged Sofie's Choice, I like it. I'm voting male, because having emotions would suck.



ETA frick, I just googled it and realized I used the wrong spelling of Sofie, I'm leaving it.
This post was edited on 7/27/16 at 4:13 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123906 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:13 pm to
Wait, so if I choose Caucasian then I'm a female?

What sort, because everyone loves a good looking white woman.

It really is a win-win.

If I'm a "male person of color" or whatever the preferred terminology is these days, all I need to do is not knock up any dumb broads, stay out of trouble, and have a good work ethic and the sky is the limit.


And what sort of non-caucasoid do I get to be, because there are lots of choices. All good.

This post was edited on 7/27/16 at 4:16 pm
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:13 pm to
If I choose Male, what is my race?

If I choose Caucasian, which of the several available genders would I be?
This post was edited on 7/27/16 at 4:14 pm
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:13 pm to
Male. Penises don't bleed monthly.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

because everyone loves a good looking white woman.

if I was a good looking white woman I'd rule the world, errbody be puttin' it up on a pedestal an' shite
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120168 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:14 pm to
White

Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79104 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

Penises don't bleed monthly.


you sure?

frick
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
56271 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:14 pm to
White is always right
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11214 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:14 pm to
I'm happy enough being a white female.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:15 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/27/16 at 4:16 pm
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:15 pm to
Is it pretty much a role of the dice if I choose male?

Because if it's an Asian male, no thanks.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:16 pm to
that made me laugh more than it should have
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11540 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:16 pm to
You know how much shite a good looking white woman can get away with? Hell, even one that looks like a wet potato sack can get away with giving away classified information.

White Woman is my vote.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6762 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:16 pm to
Lol literally
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38843 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

Which would you choose? Why?


I'm not white. Do you assume I hate my life or something?
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:17 pm to
Am I going in blind as far as what my race would be? If that's the case, I'll just stay white.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12056 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:17 pm to
Male
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68265 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

If I'm a "male person of color" or whatever the preferred terminology is these days, all I need to do is not knock up any dumb broads, stay out of trouble, and have a good work ethic and the sky is the limit. 



And your dick would be bigger
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