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re: If u could be anybody in the bible except Jesus who would u be?

Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:17 am to
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:17 am to
David for sure. If we’re only doing New Testament, probably Matthew.
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:19 am to
Archangel Michael
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:20 am to
Paul for sure
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17618 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:22 am to
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How poetic. I bet you got a real high from writing that nonsense.


Unhappy atheists are my favorite.

Opine on everything to try to get people to feel as miserable as they do because they don’t know and have never known God.

Sad. Good luck chick.
This post was edited on 1/29/25 at 6:24 am
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:35 am to
Excellent question...

Let me contemplate that...
Posted by DoctorWorm
Member since Jul 2021
1524 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:46 am to
Enoch. long life, and still didn't die
Posted by Easye921
Mobile
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:51 am to
Wouldn't mind being Ezekiel so I could take a ride in a spaceship.
Posted by ole man
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
16803 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 7:04 am to
Brutality and depravity goes back a long way, and it still exist today
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13422 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 7:31 am to
Pontius Pilate. Got away with the crime of a few millennia, and most of you blame the Jews. Getting away with literally murder, just by washing the guilt away.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 7:34 am to
Samson. I like to wreck shite for fun and don’t have to get a haircut.
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 8:08 am to
I'm always wanting to place more trust in God than I do. Therefore, perhaps Joseph. He had solid trust in God. That makes for no worries.
Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego also...for the same reason.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 8:09 am to
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That makes for no worries


Bout the best we can strive for.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
42569 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 11:05 am to
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Have you seen the women in Israel?



Do you mean like Gal Gadot and Natalie Portman?

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I would choose to be Enoch since he actually got to hang out with God.


Enoch would be a great choice.

This post was edited on 1/29/25 at 11:13 am
Posted by Prodigal Son
Member since May 2023
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 12:06 pm to
Moses, Elijah, or Enoch. Samson would be cool.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6381 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 12:47 pm to
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Do you mean like Gal Gadot and Natalie Portman?

No, I was referring to the rest of the Israeli women. Those 2 are beautiful
Posted by John Wayne
Baton Rouge, La
Member since May 2007
945 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 2:00 pm to
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Satan, but this time we’re changing the story for good. God is a jealous god and just tries to keep the man down.


Sounds like you already have the role down pat.
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