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re: If u could be anybody in the bible except Jesus who would u be?
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:17 am to SuckerPunch
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:17 am to SuckerPunch
David for sure. If we’re only doing New Testament, probably Matthew.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:22 am to VooDude
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How poetic. I bet you got a real high from writing that nonsense.
Unhappy atheists are my favorite.
Opine on everything to try to get people to feel as miserable as they do because they don’t know and have never known God.
Sad. Good luck chick.
This post was edited on 1/29/25 at 6:24 am
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:35 am to SuckerPunch
Excellent question...
Let me contemplate that...
Let me contemplate that...
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:46 am to SuckerPunch
Enoch. long life, and still didn't die
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:51 am to SuckerPunch
Wouldn't mind being Ezekiel so I could take a ride in a spaceship.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 7:04 am to grizzlylongcut
Brutality and depravity goes back a long way, and it still exist today
Posted on 1/29/25 at 7:31 am to SuckerPunch
Pontius Pilate. Got away with the crime of a few millennia, and most of you blame the Jews. Getting away with literally murder, just by washing the guilt away.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 7:34 am to SuckerPunch
Samson. I like to wreck shite for fun and don’t have to get a haircut.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 8:08 am to Honest Tune
I'm always wanting to place more trust in God than I do. Therefore, perhaps Joseph. He had solid trust in God. That makes for no worries.
Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego also...for the same reason.

Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego also...for the same reason.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 8:09 am to Bayou
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That makes for no worries
Bout the best we can strive for.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 11:05 am to MRTigerFan
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Have you seen the women in Israel?
Do you mean like Gal Gadot and Natalie Portman?
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I would choose to be Enoch since he actually got to hang out with God.
Enoch would be a great choice.
This post was edited on 1/29/25 at 11:13 am
Posted on 1/29/25 at 12:06 pm to SuckerPunch
Moses, Elijah, or Enoch. Samson would be cool.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 12:47 pm to mdomingue
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Do you mean like Gal Gadot and Natalie Portman?
No, I was referring to the rest of the Israeli women. Those 2 are beautiful
Posted on 1/29/25 at 2:00 pm to VooDude
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Satan, but this time we’re changing the story for good. God is a jealous god and just tries to keep the man down.
Sounds like you already have the role down pat.
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