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If there was a Nuclear Fallout, where would you want to be?

Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:03 am
Posted by Patagonia
Member since Feb 2016
271 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:03 am
Personally I would like to be a crew member or captain of the USS Pennsylvania, it launched in 1988 and has yet to refuel since its launch date. The whole submarine and all of its electronic devices have been running off a piece of uranium the size of a human fist for 28 years, that's insane. It also packs the payload of 24 Trident Nuclear Missiles that are more powerful than any bomb dropped ever....and you have 24 of them...that's enough to wipe out damn near this whole world. The only thing that has kept it from surfacing in 28 years is because it has to restock on food. Which happens every 3 months so it's not too often, only 4 times a year. It's the ultimate war machine, it's silent and extremely lethal.







ETA: it was refueled in 2012 the documentary I watched must have been old. Anyway 25 years is still a damn long time
This post was edited on 2/25/16 at 10:53 am
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4682 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:04 am to
Probably dead. I'm mean, why try to live in that struggle?
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:04 am to
ground zero.
Posted by BayouBengal6884
Lafourche Parish
Member since Dec 2013
618 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:04 am to
In your mothers vagina is where I want to be
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:05 am to
In a vagina
Posted by UserName69
Member since Sep 2014
1613 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:05 am to

Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:06 am to
quote:

The only thing that has kept it from surfacing in 28 years is because it has to restock on food. Which happens every 3 months so it's not too often, only 4 times a year


Or when they want to snap a classy photo.

ETA: The bold sentence is the most absurd thing I've read this morning.
This post was edited on 2/25/16 at 9:08 am
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:06 am to
Wherever the fallout isn't
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2049 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:06 am to
Im not big into bumping nasty with old dudes on a under water tin can so I'd have to decline the submarine approach. To each his own.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141796 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:07 am to
Dana Carvey's house

he hasn't had a hit in years
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11545 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:09 am to
quote:

ground zero.

Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69065 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:10 am to
Based on post apocalyptic movies, I'm going to say Australia seems like the place to be.
Posted by EyeoftheEldrick12
Member since Jul 2012
1949 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:10 am to
quote:

If there was a Nuclear Fallout, where would you want to be?


In bed with any and or multiple girls.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76264 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:11 am to
I'd like to be far away from the nukular shite. With Mila Kunis.
Posted by schexyoung
Deaf Valley
Member since May 2008
6534 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:12 am to
I'm prepared.




Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:12 am to
Uh.....don't they shut them down every 30 years to get more uranium? Looks like you're fricked. I thought they did that with all of the nuclear boats
Posted by Patagonia
Member since Feb 2016
271 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:13 am to
That game is tGOAT
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:13 am to
quote:

Probably dead. I'm mean, why try to live in that struggle?

Posted by Patagonia
Member since Feb 2016
271 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:13 am to
All you do is pop some more uranium in there and you're good to go again
Posted by kook
Berrytown
Member since Sep 2013
1893 posts
Posted on 2/25/16 at 9:14 am to
I want to be where I can say WTF was that??
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