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If a midget says ...(joke)
Posted on 4/27/20 at 9:06 pm
Posted on 4/27/20 at 9:06 pm
your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
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Posted on 4/27/20 at 9:10 pm to Will Cover
Why did the farmer cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
This post was edited on 4/27/20 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 4/27/20 at 9:10 pm to Will Cover
Do you know why the midget laughs when he runs in a field?
Because the grass tickles his balls.
Because the grass tickles his balls.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 9:11 pm to Will Cover
It’s little person. I think
This post was edited on 4/27/20 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 4/27/20 at 9:13 pm to Will Cover
Posted on 4/27/20 at 9:20 pm to Will Cover
Came in here expecting a thread about Saban. Leaves disappointed.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 9:23 pm to Will Cover
Posted on 4/27/20 at 9:52 pm to Will Cover
quote:
your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What if he tells her that harass smells nice?
Posted on 4/27/20 at 9:57 pm to Hangit
The joke goes, is it sexual harassment for a man to tell a women her hair smells nice??
Person gives the answer, “well I don’t think so?”
(Well what if it was a midget!)
Person gives the answer, “well I don’t think so?”
(Well what if it was a midget!)
Posted on 4/27/20 at 10:14 pm to tigerfan32
Another one:
A midget gets on an elevator with a blonde smoke show. He asks her, "Excuse me ma'am, can I smell your feet?" The blonde looks a little shocked and tells him "Hell no."
He says, "Oh, it must be your gash."
A midget gets on an elevator with a blonde smoke show. He asks her, "Excuse me ma'am, can I smell your feet?" The blonde looks a little shocked and tells him "Hell no."
He says, "Oh, it must be your gash."
Posted on 4/27/20 at 10:23 pm to Shanegolang
Posted on 4/27/20 at 11:17 pm to Will Cover
Posted on 4/27/20 at 11:49 pm to Will Cover
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This post was edited on 6/9/20 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 4/28/20 at 12:23 am to stuntman
quote:
Dave Attell and his midget jokes. Go to 5:15
frick that. I'm watching the whole show. Thanks! I like that filthy bastard.
Posted on 4/28/20 at 12:46 am to Langland
He's my favorite comedian.
Lemme know how bad your sides hurt after watching it.
Posted on 4/28/20 at 1:14 am to Will Cover
How do you know when to slap a midget?
When he tells you your hair smells good.
When he tells you your hair smells good.
Posted on 4/28/20 at 1:16 am to lammo
That sounds disturbing
Posted on 4/28/20 at 8:39 am to Celery
quote:
It’s little person. I think
Can you give me the definition of little person and the definition of midget so we can compare them and see which is correct.
Tom Cruise and Nick Saban are little people, but not midgets.
Posted on 4/28/20 at 8:42 am to Shanegolang
quote:Was that Dangerfield? That sounds like something he'd say
Jewish kid ask his father for 20 bucks. His father replies, "15 dollars, what do you want 10 bucks for?".
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