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re: I think my roommate has been in my bed.

Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:32 pm to
Posted by SuwMwf
Member since Jul 2012
1055 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:32 pm to
Tell him you are gonna place a hidden camera in there and if you catch him you’ll send it to his mother/social media/boss... whatever.
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:33 pm to
Who has roommates? Are in you college?
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30479 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:33 pm to
Does he know where your porn collection is?

Can you answer that question
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:37 pm to
Sonwait...you didnt eat the snack and you didnt put the movie in?

And youre questioning if it was the only other person in the house?

Youre a stupid motherfricker, arent you?
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11438 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:38 pm to
You use odd wording in your posts.

Why?
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10964 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

turned my t.v. on in there when I got home and a porn movie was playing.

Get rid of the fricking DVD player and enjoy sleeping in a cum-free bed. I can only imagine the cum-slinging your roommate has experienced in that bed.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38562 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

. I can only imagine the cum-slinging your roommate has experienced in that bed.

Dude probably jizzed on all kinds of random shite.

Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

I'm going surprise his arse if he does it again.


Kinda sounds like you want to find him in there jerking off...
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:50 pm to
He's probably hoping you'll catch him
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20235 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:50 pm to
I had a couple fantastic VHS porns as a youngster.

I can’t imagine what it had been like as a teenager if i had had an iPhone.

Having to sneak the vhs out it’s hiding spot, watch it, and then put it back up without the parents knowing took planning.

I sorta of miss those times.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21806 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:53 pm to
Dude leaving Jizz Stains and Dookie Truffles in your sheets.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:56 pm to
Ghost from the 80's who likes snacks and porn is the only logical explanation.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38562 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:58 pm to
quote:


I turned my t.v. on in there when I got home and a porn movie was playing.

What kind of porn did he leave on?
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
37022 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:04 pm to
Who doesn't change the door knob with a roommate?

Temptation is the devil, don't allow temptation.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
37022 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:05 pm to
quote:


What kind of porn did he leave on?


Hopefully something strange
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9664 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

...diddling himself in my bed ....
. I never heard of a man “ diddling “ himself. I have jacked off,pulled on it, choked the chicken, etc .... Real men don’t diddle themselves.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

I'm going to put a camera in there and see if I can catch him diddling himself in my bed. If I do, I may try to have him arrested.


I'm pretty sure if you video a guy diddling himself without his permission you'll be the one arrested.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:13 pm to
quote:


I'm pretty sure if you video a guy diddling himself without his permission you'll be the one arrested


I dont think so. I told him to not go in there (trespassing) and if I catch him beating off that's obscenity.

Here's a link to a similar case.
LINK
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:39 pm to
He’s also using your toothbrush to wipe his arse
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19252 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:43 pm to
This is definitely the start of a gay porn movie plot
This post was edited on 12/15/18 at 2:44 pm
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