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re: I need to go to Matamoros for business, any advice?
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:58 am to cokebottleag
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:58 am to cokebottleag
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any advice?
Hookers and blow....
For real tho, the following is a real story:
My buddy and I were in matamoros during spring break getting beer to bring across the border cause we weren't yet 21.
We're in some shady liquor store, about 8 guys come in from the back looking like they're going to jack us.
The owner comes out, apparently seeing my A&M shirt on the monitor. He asks me if I'm an Aggie, I says "yes I'm in school now," he flashes his ring and says "be more careful when you're across the border..." gives me a case of free corona, says something to the crew in Spanish, they retreat to the back and he proceeds to tell me about how he ended up at A&M. I'm pretty sure he was cartel. He told me if I had any problems to give them his name and he would sort it out.
Scared the frick out of me.
Posted on 1/11/17 at 11:05 am to cokebottleag
Get a sombrero, a colorful pancho and a fake black mustache so you can blend in with the locals. Shouldn't be any problemos
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:20 pm to cokebottleag
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:45 pm to cokebottleag
I went there for spring break about 20 fricking years ago. It was awesome. We got so fricked up, beasted on some ladies and bought various trinkets for pennies on the dollar. What a great fricking time.
What was your question?
What was your question?
Posted on 1/11/17 at 11:07 pm to cokebottleag
Don't be a coward. Proudly wear a MAGA cap and dare them to mess with you. Trump has your back.
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