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re: I need to go to Matamoros for business, any advice?

Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:58 am to
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19957 posts
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:58 am to
quote:

any advice?


Hookers and blow....

For real tho, the following is a real story:

My buddy and I were in matamoros during spring break getting beer to bring across the border cause we weren't yet 21.

We're in some shady liquor store, about 8 guys come in from the back looking like they're going to jack us.

The owner comes out, apparently seeing my A&M shirt on the monitor. He asks me if I'm an Aggie, I says "yes I'm in school now," he flashes his ring and says "be more careful when you're across the border..." gives me a case of free corona, says something to the crew in Spanish, they retreat to the back and he proceeds to tell me about how he ended up at A&M. I'm pretty sure he was cartel. He told me if I had any problems to give them his name and he would sort it out.

Scared the frick out of me.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68762 posts
Posted on 1/11/17 at 11:05 am to
Get a sombrero, a colorful pancho and a fake black mustache so you can blend in with the locals. Shouldn't be any problemos
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69681 posts
Posted on 1/11/17 at 9:45 pm to
This is the best advice!
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70525 posts
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:20 pm to
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:45 pm to
I went there for spring break about 20 fricking years ago. It was awesome. We got so fricked up, beasted on some ladies and bought various trinkets for pennies on the dollar. What a great fricking time.

What was your question?
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7892 posts
Posted on 1/11/17 at 11:07 pm to
Don't be a coward. Proudly wear a MAGA cap and dare them to mess with you. Trump has your back.
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