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re: I need a good clean joke
Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:56 am to Hopeful Doc
Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:56 am to Hopeful Doc
What did the guy say that had two houses on top of him?
Get off me homes!
Get off me homes!
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 11:05 am to HottyToddy7
They should award the Nobel prize to the guy who invented knock-knock jokes. :rimshot:
This post was edited on 4/29/15 at 11:05 am
Posted on 4/29/15 at 11:15 am to foshizzle
How do you catch an elephant?
You dig a hole, fill it with bunch of sticks and light it on fire. When the fire goes out, line the outside of the hole with peas and wait....
When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole.
You dig a hole, fill it with bunch of sticks and light it on fire. When the fire goes out, line the outside of the hole with peas and wait....
When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 11:22 am to marinebioman
Did you hear about the new broom?
It's sweeping the nation.
It's sweeping the nation.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 11:23 am to HottyToddy7
Three tomatoes are walking down the street. Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry and goes back and squishes him and says "Ketchup." Ketchup.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 11:33 am to TigerHam85
quote:
A man walks into the bar with a loaded 5 shooter and announces "who's been sleeping with my wife?!" From the back you hear a faint voice, "you're going to need more ammo."
Posted on 4/29/15 at 11:35 am to HottyToddy7
Aggie calls 911 in a panic and says:
"My house! My house! My house is on fire! Send a firetruck!
911 Operator:
"OK sir, can you tell us what it looks like?"
Aggie:
"You bet, red with lights on top and a siren."
"My house! My house! My house is on fire! Send a firetruck!
911 Operator:
"OK sir, can you tell us what it looks like?"
Aggie:
"You bet, red with lights on top and a siren."
Posted on 4/29/15 at 11:37 am to PuntBamaPunt
Why does NASA use Sprite as thier Beverage sponsor ?
They Couldnt get 7-Up
They Couldnt get 7-Up
Posted on 4/29/15 at 11:41 am to Sampson
She out grew her B shells baw.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 11:42 am to HottyToddy7
Two priests are driving down the road when they come up on a police road block.
An officer comes to the car window and says "Sorry to pull you over fathers, we're just looking for a couple of child molesters".
The priests look at each other for second, turn back to the officer, and say in unison "We'll do it".
An officer comes to the car window and says "Sorry to pull you over fathers, we're just looking for a couple of child molesters".
The priests look at each other for second, turn back to the officer, and say in unison "We'll do it".
Posted on 4/29/15 at 11:44 am to HottyToddy7
What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?
Barackoli
Barackoli
Posted on 4/29/15 at 11:45 am to HottyToddy7
A women takes her ailing husband to the doctor
The Doc gives him a complete going over
Meets with the wife outside the door. Tells her "There is nothing wrong with your husband that 3 square meals a day and frequent sex won't cure"
On the ride home the husband asked what the doctor said
She replied "You're gunna die"
The Doc gives him a complete going over
Meets with the wife outside the door. Tells her "There is nothing wrong with your husband that 3 square meals a day and frequent sex won't cure"
On the ride home the husband asked what the doctor said
She replied "You're gunna die"
Posted on 4/29/15 at 11:57 am to jack6294
Why did the chicken cross the road?.....
To get to the retards house.
Knock, Knock. *Who's there*
THE CHICKEN!
To get to the retards house.
Knock, Knock. *Who's there*
THE CHICKEN!
Posted on 4/29/15 at 11:59 am to Mr. Hangover
quote:
Recent statistics have shown that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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