I have a billion dollar idea

They have that in Japan a-hole.

Ugh fricking japs

I carry around my own ice packs for this very reason

Ive heard better billon dollar ideas in the quad

I have these sorts of ideas.

Like why don't trucks and other big vehicles have cameras on front and screens in back?
Call it "x ray vision"

Or how about an automated battery bin. You throw the bad batteries in it and it gives you the exact amount of fresh batteries you need.
Could have a disposable and chargeable line.

Or how about a fake record player with a real motion. So you can fool your hipster friends without going full vinyl.

Or how about instead of hydraulic brakes. Cars have electric brakes with a hydro-pneumatic master cylinder at each wheel. Design to fail on like truck brakes.
Would make abs input faster and would cut down on materials cost.

Is just be happy if fat people quit shitting on the toilet seat itself, regardless of temperature of said seat.

Also, if you're ever in the midwest and need to deuce while in transit - head to Sapp Brothers Truck Stops. Heated toilet seats in the winter is a blessing.

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I have a billion dollar idea

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What do a warm toilet seat and experienced woman have in common?

They both feel damn good but you can't stop thinking about who went before you.

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