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re: I hate people who use physically impossible metaphors
Posted on 4/20/23 at 8:33 am to Street Hawk
Posted on 4/20/23 at 8:33 am to Street Hawk
quote:
Me: “Have you heard of Murphy’s law?”
Wife: “Yeah.”
Me: “What is it?”
Wife: “If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.”
Me: “Have you heard of Cole’s law?”
Wife: “No, what is it?”
Me: “Thinly sliced cabbage and mayo.”
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Posted on 4/20/23 at 8:36 am to hikingfan
Hey, go frick yourself
Posted on 4/20/23 at 8:36 am to hikingfan
Well if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle
I guess, these days, that is certainly possible
I guess, these days, that is certainly possible
Posted on 4/20/23 at 8:37 am to upgrade
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Are you not smart enough to understand they are metaphors?
I use highly exaggerated terms all the time. The people that don’t understand I’m exaggerating are usually people I don’t choose to spend time around.
Posted on 4/20/23 at 8:47 am to hikingfan
You must be high as giraffe pussy
Posted on 4/20/23 at 8:48 am to Street Hawk
quote:awesome
Me: “Have you heard of Murphy’s law?” Wife: “Yeah.” Me: “What is it?” Wife: “If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.” Me: “Have you heard of Cole’s law?” Wife: “No, what is it?” Me: “Thinly sliced cabbage and mayo.”
Posted on 4/20/23 at 8:52 am to hikingfan
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I hate people who use physically impossible metaphors
"Anyone who is distressed by the mere words of another is neither a man nor worthy of conversation"
~Socrates
Posted on 4/20/23 at 8:55 am to Street Hawk
quote:That is disgusting
mayo
Gross out humor is not my thing
Posted on 4/20/23 at 8:57 am to BHM
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I hate people who use physically impossible metaphors
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Up your nose with a rubber hose.
That is not only possible, but quite common.
Posted on 4/20/23 at 8:59 am to Street Hawk
I see you follow @ThePunnyWorld on Twitter too
Posted on 4/20/23 at 9:02 am to eatpie
quote:
"Anyone who is distressed by the mere words of another is neither a man nor worthy of conversation" ~Socrates
"I'm a modeling compound made mostly of flour, water and salt. Leaving me exposed and out in the elements makes me harden, just like a man's soul."
-Playdoh
Posted on 4/20/23 at 9:43 am to hikingfan
When people say something is good enough to die for.
There are plenty of things I enjoy, but to die for?
Nothings that good.
There are plenty of things I enjoy, but to die for?
Nothings that good.
Posted on 4/20/23 at 10:02 am to eatpie
quote:
"Anyone who is distressed by the mere words of another is neither a man nor worthy of conversation"
~Socrates
So, a woman.
Posted on 4/20/23 at 10:25 am to hikingfan
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physically impossible metaphors
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They make my blood boil.
Read up on the Byford Dolphin accident.
When they went from about 8 ATM to 1 ATM in a couple of seconds their blood did boil... and they exploded.
Saturation diving has some of the most bizarre and scary conditions a human can live in and consequently, the most bizarre and scary ways a human can die.
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