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I, for one, welcome our new Mice Overlords!
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:30 pm
Scientists implant tiny human brains into mice
This is playing out like a Douglas Adams novel. Mice will become the most intelligent beings on Earth, Dolphins will be 2nd and Humans, 3rd.
It's only a matter of time until the Vogons show up to destroy Earth and make way for a hyperspace bypass.
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Scientists at the Salk Institute implanted lentil-sized human brain organoids into the heads of mice, then closed it with a transparent window. The mice looked and behaved like ordinary mice, while supplying blood and nutrients to keep human brains developing for months.
This is playing out like a Douglas Adams novel. Mice will become the most intelligent beings on Earth, Dolphins will be 2nd and Humans, 3rd.
It's only a matter of time until the Vogons show up to destroy Earth and make way for a hyperspace bypass.
Posted on 12/13/18 at 3:00 pm to Captain Ron
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It's only a matter of time until the Vogons show up to destroy Earth and make way for a hyperspace bypass.
DON'T PANIC
ETA: damn you whitecoco.. at least I have my towel.
ETA2: Scruffy beat me to the towel one too. Guess I'll just go back to slamming pan-galatic gargle blasters since I'm too damn slow otherwise.
This post was edited on 12/13/18 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 12/13/18 at 3:00 pm to Captain Ron
Remember to bring your towel.
Posted on 12/13/18 at 3:06 pm to Scruffy
Who's gonna supply the babel fishes for everyone?
Posted on 12/13/18 at 3:56 pm to Captain Ron
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This is playing out like a Douglas Adams novel.
To be fair, the mice in those novels were pan dimensional beings and their intelligence appeared to predate human intelligence.
Now, so long and thanks for all the fish?
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