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re: 'I don't have a nose:' Texas woman accused of biting off victim's nose and swallowing it

Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:17 am to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:17 am to
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negated by the fact that she bites things off though
Yeah, I'll pass. She's on the higher end of the crazy scale.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:21 am to
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
32377 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:25 am to
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'I don't have a nose:' Texas woman accused of biting off victim's nose and swallowing it


She just move to Texas from Florida?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139226 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:32 am to
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yep, maybe now she won't be hanging around in those type of phlegm phlagm joints



Let's try to stick to the tissue at hand, please.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:33 am to
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Let's try to stick to the tissue at hand, please.

don't get all stuffy with us!
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:35 am to
First thing I thought of, I got your nose!
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52638 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:38 am to
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She nose better than this
quote:

She nose better than this
You'd think she could pick better friends
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4584 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:38 am to
Tatiana come crawlin out the back, nose missing. Lula May's baby girl, and she looked up at me and she said," Payne I can't feel my nose." And I said," Tatiana, it aint there." And I looked down and that little bloody nub was wiggling. And I said," Tatiana, its 30 miles to the nearest town, and unless you can breath through your mouth you aint gonna make it."
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:42 am to
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You'd think she could pick better friends


that would be like a breath of fresh air
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:48 am to
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Sao


Dammit! Came here to post that.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25961 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:49 am to
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Was expecting more Oswald Cobblepot when I read the nose being bitten off.


Nice reference, but you could have found the gif.

Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
21086 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:55 am to
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12802 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:57 am to
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Texas woman


Florida man says “hey girl”
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17232 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 10:00 am to
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I'd like to see her and her husband go to an insurance company tell them to sinus up now.


Best nose pun of this thread.
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 10:08 am to
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At 28 no less. How do these people get to 28 without knowing you need health insurance?


Obamacare dropped most of the policies written for the self employed and the new policies were triple the price.

But remember if you like your policy you can keep your policy. That is what obama and nancy said.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 10:09 am to
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Best nose pun of this thread.


he always has to be the scenter of attention
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 10:12 am to
No nose? How does she smell?

Terrible, I bet.
Posted by taylormade
Bakerhill
Member since Jan 2011
9887 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 10:21 am to



Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17232 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 10:27 am to
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he always has to be the scenter of attention



oh wowww

Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 10:29 am to
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Nobody nose the troubles she's seen


Nobody nose her problems



lsunurse, that's pretty savage for someone in healthcare. Your depravity nose no bounds.
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