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re: I came face to face with a Black Bear this weekend

Posted on 8/8/16 at 5:52 pm to
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79852 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 5:52 pm to
quote:


I once decided to spend the morning drinking coffee on my back patio. Then wouldn't you know it, a dragonfly flew and landed right on my coffee cup handle!


That's good luck, you know.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38595 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:09 pm to
From your description I think what you saw was actually a land shark.
Posted by PepaSpray
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Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:16 pm to
Racist.
Posted by brett randall
Depends on the moment.
Member since Feb 2007
1766 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

I woke up the next morning and was telling them there was a hog all up on me that night, and they told me there's no such thing as hogs in those mountains. We all went to look, and sho nuff there were bear tracks walking all around my shite.

That fricking bear is lucky I wasn't in the brawling mood that night. Some asses would've been whipped



bet he got a good look at your knuckles.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261485 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:36 pm to
This was the sow attacking the male. She came out of nowhere. Cubs were up a tree.


Posted by Blue Velvet
Apple butter toast is nice
Member since Nov 2009
20112 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

Black Bear
Cool. A big raccoon. Let me know when you cross a real bear.
Posted by Chris Warner
Perdido Bay
Member since Jan 2009
5575 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 7:52 pm to
Machine gun Kelly?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 8:05 pm to
Nah, them bitches were in the sleeping bag while I was fake sleeping
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
9974 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 8:06 pm to
Who else clicked and hoped it was a Louisiana Black Bear sighting
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18801 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 9:53 pm to
I kept waiting on a punch line about the OP shitting in the woods.
Posted by Minnesota Tiger
Member since Oct 2005
4414 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:01 pm to
I lived in rural Maine for two years (grad school) and saw three or four in that time. Black bears are easily scared off, unless you get between momma and the cubs.
Then all bets are off.
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18184 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:07 pm to
I bet it was just Colonel Reb farting around.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39211 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

I think they prefer to be called bears of color


African Abearicans?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261485 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

unless you get between momma and the cubs.
Then all bets are off.


Starving, hurt or protective black bear is probably more dangerous than a brown bear.
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
13501 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:34 pm to
It's ok to go face to face as long as your face doesn't pass through its anus!
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