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re: I ate two bowls of spicy red beans and rice for dinner

Posted on 5/12/26 at 5:17 am to
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12703 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 5:17 am to
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My GI tract has turned into such a pussy.


Same here while on the big Ozempic. Some food like red beans give me the sulfur burps and smell like arse coming out my mouth instead of the other end.

Also when taking a dump, it feels like you are trying to pass a kidney stone out your arse.
Posted by sharkfhin
Water
Member since Sep 2008
6251 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 5:31 am to
With a lot of good tasso and good smoked andouille sausage mixed in

ngl, that meal is like Crack to an addict
Posted by MKP2004
Member since Mar 2026
289 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 6:00 am to
RIP to your toilet
Posted by BeachTiger2018
Pinellas County FL
Member since Aug 2022
1401 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:22 am to
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A meal like that will have me hobbled at work the next day with the bubble guts.


Same. I have IBS and basically plan meals like this for days where I don’t have to work the following day.
Posted by deuceiswild
South La
Member since Nov 2007
5009 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:18 am to
Red bean farts prove my theory that not only optical illusions, but nasal illusions also exist.

I swear sometimes them farts smell exactly the same as the beans in the pot. But the automatic reaction is to assume it stinks because of where it came from.

But it's a nasal illusion. Sometimes they don't stink at all... they smell exactly as they did in the pot.
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
9370 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:31 am to
I like beans. Red beans, black beans. But they give me more gas than the gas station. Not loud farts either. Silent ones. But good Lord the smell
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10508 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 11:29 am to
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like beans. Red beans, black beans. But they give me more gas than the gas station. Not loud farts either. Silent ones. But good Lord the smell




Does it affect everyone in your family the same way?
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