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I almost rammed the car in front of me in a fit of road rage this morning.

Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:12 am
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:12 am
I seriously considered it, that is how mad I was.

I'm the second car at a light trapped between the first car, third car, and barricades on the side, so I couldn't get around.

Light turns green. A few seconds go by and I notice the person in front of me is putting on makeup in the mirror and I give a "chirp" honk to let them know its green. No big deal.

The person turns around and stares at me and its a dude...putting on eye makeup. He then flips me off and proceeds to put on his makeup while the light is green and he is stopped.

Several cars behind me started honking at this point and the guy didn't budge.

Light turns yellow, then red. The whole line of cars is laying on their horns now. At the next green light, he intentionally idles his way through the intersection as people continue to honk.

Road eventually turns to four lanes and as I pass him he is smiling ear to ear and blows a kiss at me.

Very close to losing my shite. Had to share that. Great way to start my morning.


Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14569 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:13 am to
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26560 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:14 am to
Frozen piss balloons
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:14 am to
Revenge is a dish best serve cold
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:14 am to
dammit
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18563 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:14 am to
Ugh

That's gay
Posted by T
Member since Jan 2004
9889 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:14 am to
You had a boner after he blew a kiss, didn't you?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:14 am to
quote:

Very close to losing my shite. Had to share that. Great way to start my morning.

sorry bro, I had a very important interview this morning and was running late, had to do my eye makeup in the car
Posted by Rabbs and QStick
Texas
Member since Apr 2012
3039 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:14 am to
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:15 am to
Transgenders have a right to put on make-up at a green light. Stop being such a bigot.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:15 am to
I would never get out of my car because of fear someone is armed with a firearm.

But damn if I didn't actually weigh my options and possible repercussions of ramming his car. I was fuming mad.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:15 am to
road rage is so dumb.

quote:

blows a kiss at me.


i think this is the real cause of your anger.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:16 am to
quote:

blows a kiss at me.


i think this is the real cause of your anger.



Definitely not.

It would've pissed me off just as much if it was a chick.

I'm a friend of the gays, no homo.

Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62212 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:18 am to
quote:

I pass him he is smiling ear to ear and blows a kiss at me.

So he won. He got you all riled up while he just smiles.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:19 am to
Never knew caterpillars could drive
Posted by Rabbs and QStick
Texas
Member since Apr 2012
3039 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Never knew caterpillars could drive


Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
11070 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:20 am to
Mentally ill*
This post was edited on 11/13/18 at 9:21 am
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:20 am to
some people are assholes, just move on with your day
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94666 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Road eventually turns to four lanes and as I pass him he is smiling ear to ear and blows a kiss at me.


stay off charlotte ave in the mornings.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108717 posts
Posted on 11/13/18 at 9:20 am to
This shite should be automatic death penalty.
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