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re: Hypothetical: What is the recovery time on a vasectomy?
Posted on 4/27/18 at 2:04 pm to HailToTheChiz
Posted on 4/27/18 at 2:04 pm to HailToTheChiz
You're safe here, George. It's an anonymous board.
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Posted on 4/27/18 at 2:13 pm to HailToTheChiz
I mowed the lawn with a push mower and other yard work 48 hours later, no issues.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 2:34 pm to HailToTheChiz
Posted on 4/27/18 at 2:34 pm to EA6B
I’m 2 weeks out from the surgery and can’t jog without pain tried it yesterday
Guess you could stay on meds I guess and roll the dice
Guess you could stay on meds I guess and roll the dice
Posted on 4/27/18 at 2:45 pm to HailToTheChiz
Pretty quick unless you’re one of the 3% that develops complications like I was. Then it’s a lot of pain and a lot of time.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 3:03 pm to HailToTheChiz
My experience was that I had a dull, thumped-in-the-nuts feeling for exactly two weeks post-op, with a slightly less dull tugging sensation when sitting/getting up or going up or down stairs. I wouldn't have played golf in those two weeks.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 3:08 pm to HailToTheChiz
one of the medical procedure that you should follow doctor's instructions to a "tee," otherwise, you'll be sorry
Posted on 4/27/18 at 3:12 pm to HailToTheChiz
quote:
Is it possible for "George" to play 18 holes of golf after about a full week of rest?
Absolutely. I don't play golf but I was doing normal stuff a few days after. The only thing I wasn't doing was worrying about giving you a sibling while I raw-dogged your mom.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 3:14 pm to HailToTheChiz
You still may be a little sore a week out and being on your feet all day exerting yourself may result in swelling.
Best time to get a vasectomy is the Thursday of Master’s Week or the first week of the NCAA Basketball Tournament. Literally just sit there with a bag of frozen peas and beer.
Best time to get a vasectomy is the Thursday of Master’s Week or the first week of the NCAA Basketball Tournament. Literally just sit there with a bag of frozen peas and beer.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 3:19 pm to HailToTheChiz
I really don’t understand the whole vasectomy in marriages/long term relationships. Do y’all just HAVE to jizz in your SO everytime y’all have sex or something? Just pull out you fricking Neanderthals
Posted on 4/27/18 at 3:32 pm to HailToTheChiz
Yes 1 week. Later You will be fine. Do Not Play any sooner or. You will end up blue and black.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 4:32 pm to Triple Bogey
quote:The ultimate BETA move, self-sterilization. No way for this hand.
I really don’t understand the whole vasectomy in marriages/long term relationships.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:43 pm to HailToTheChiz
3.50.
Days.
Actually that’s a lil high. Get it done Friday afternoon, you’re fine (to) come Monday.
I suggest lonesome dove, the civil war Ken burns thing, and/or a good Netflix marathon.
Come to think of it, I’d get mine re-done for a chance at a weekend like that again.
Days.
Actually that’s a lil high. Get it done Friday afternoon, you’re fine (to) come Monday.
I suggest lonesome dove, the civil war Ken burns thing, and/or a good Netflix marathon.
Come to think of it, I’d get mine re-done for a chance at a weekend like that again.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:54 pm to younger now
Never
Posted on 4/27/18 at 8:24 pm to HailToTheChiz
I got snipped last Friday. I was back at work on Monday.
My balls still fricking hurt pretty fricking bad. But I’m playing golf Sunday. I’ll let you know how that goes.
My balls still fricking hurt pretty fricking bad. But I’m playing golf Sunday. I’ll let you know how that goes.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 8:29 pm to HailToTheChiz
quote:
Say "George" is getting snipped.
frick you, bro.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 8:29 pm to HailToTheChiz
It depends on if you have a snip snip hooray vasectomy party after...not recommended btw.
Mr LV went to the hospital the next morning.
BUT the crawfish & catfish were worth it.
Mr LV went to the hospital the next morning.
BUT the crawfish & catfish were worth it.
This post was edited on 4/27/18 at 8:32 pm
Posted on 4/27/18 at 8:31 pm to HailToTheChiz
Maybe George should ask his doctor instead of a bunch of slap dicks on the internet
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:01 pm to tgrbaitn08
Give it 4 days. Nothing strenuous. I jerked off 8 hours after leaving the dr's office. Didn't want to have any apprehension during sex. Everything worked fine. Golf is for pussies anyway.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:12 pm to HailToTheChiz
1 week? Yes
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