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re: How would you personally kill a Grizzly Bear with no gun?
Posted on 4/6/22 at 1:00 pm to Octopus
Posted on 4/6/22 at 1:00 pm to Octopus
They're starting to come out now. I don't go off in the wilderness now, they're hungry and not nearly as easy to scare off as when they're fat and happy.
With no gun, which doesn't really help much anyway, I'd spray it and hope it fell off a cliff. Otherwise, if it wants to kill you, it will kill you.
With no gun, which doesn't really help much anyway, I'd spray it and hope it fell off a cliff. Otherwise, if it wants to kill you, it will kill you.
Posted on 4/6/22 at 2:25 pm to Octopus
I would cut a hole thru the ice on a lake and lay a few fish around the hole. When he was busy eating the fish I would sneak up behind him and kick him in the icehole.
Posted on 4/6/22 at 2:26 pm to Octopus
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Why not bring a Katana, though?
because people just have fricking katana's strewn about the house?
Posted on 4/6/22 at 3:05 pm to Octopus
I wouldn't expect a grizzly bear to have a gun
Posted on 4/6/22 at 3:35 pm to Octopus
You're an Auburn fan. Bring Bo Jackson. He would know.
Posted on 4/6/22 at 3:50 pm to GuidoVestieri
Amazing that a thread about am impossible feat made it to 10 pages.
The only hope would be to climb the tallest tree and hope the bear would fall to its death before it reaches me.
The only hope would be to climb the tallest tree and hope the bear would fall to its death before it reaches me.
Posted on 4/6/22 at 4:42 pm to NOSTRODAMUS
Hope I had some drunk Irish folk with me....
Posted on 4/6/22 at 5:40 pm to Octopus
One guy choked a grizzly, by shoving his arm down the bears throat.
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