re: How would you handle vulgar music being played in popular retail establishments?

I’m the greatest

Such an edgy libertarian take there

Good for you

You need to calm down.

“Dear Diary,

Those blasted minorities are at it again...”

Or worse, a libtard that's offended you're offended by the offensively offense.

To the op, I say sing "New York, New York" at the top of your lungs to drown out the crap coming from the speakers. Then negotiate to have them turn their crap down.

This inevitably reminds me of a incomprehensible situation I found myself in during 3L at Cornell...


It was one of those crisp October mornings just outside Ithaca, and i was on my way to the city to meet an associate from NYU for brunch. I stopped for petrol and a bottle of Smart Water at an unbranded station where I encountered the most gregarious, verbose rapscallion behind the counter. When she refused to break my $100 bill, my head began to swivel inordinately. As if sensing my displeasure, she turned the adult contemporary music on her stereo full blast, a humdrum attempt to smoke me out of the building. Unfortunately for her, a young mother with child happened to be standing behind me, and a downright unconscionable verbal altercation ensued between the two of them. Long story short, its a shame the pumps weren’t modern. Otherwise I could have paid at the pump. And to make things worse...the best quality bottled water on hand was Aquafina. Ugh!

Paul meet me at the park in the club? I really want to whip your arse

This is the one time where I’ll agree with KoNO