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re: How to stop solicitors

Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:34 pm to
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:34 pm to
crime scene tape
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

After a particularly nasty run in with some Jehova’s witnesses, he put up an even bigger, firmer sign.


Jehovas witnesses, while annoying, are not solicitors.


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So today someone from a financial advising company came knocking.


These are solicitors.

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Any ideas on what the heck we can do to convey we’re serious?


Put a fence up.
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
34344 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Jehovas witnesses, while annoying, are not solicitors.


This is our actual sign.

Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
36469 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:37 pm to
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This is our actual sign.




Touché
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
79119 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:38 pm to
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dyslexiateechur


Are there any local ordinances that ban it?

If so, make your sign more strongly worded and threaten legal action. Even if it isn't in the code, do that.

Put up a temporary barrier to the door during the day, and put a fake door bell on a porch post or similar.

Sound proof the home office
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
34344 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:39 pm to
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Are there any local ordinances that ban it?


Brilliant. I’m gonna text my councilman.
Posted by GooDat
The Delta
Member since Dec 2013
280 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:44 pm to
I was going to say move out of the hood, but if you have a pit bull you are right where you belong
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53433 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:49 pm to
This guy is a problem solver.

I at the idea of a decoy doorbell.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:58 pm to
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
34344 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:59 pm to
So councilman got back to me. It is indeed against the law and the cops can and will detain them. I think a custom sign saying “IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO SOLICIT AND WE WILL CALL THE COPS” might do the trick.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36197 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 2:00 pm to
Start stroking mid convo
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21122 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 2:01 pm to
Ignore them. You don't have to answer the door.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
79119 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 2:02 pm to
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Ignore them. You don't have to answer the door.


That doesn't solve the issue.
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6807 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 2:02 pm to
Answering my door is like answering my phone from an unknown number... It ain't happnin.
Posted by ManWithNoNsme
Member since Feb 2022
754 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 2:03 pm to
My doorbell hasn’t worked in 29 years.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
79119 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

So councilman got back to me. It is indeed against the law and the cops can and will detain them. I think a custom sign saying “IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO SOLICIT AND WE WILL CALL THE COPS” might do the trick.


These clowns may not know what the word solicit means in this context. Might advise choosing a different word. Get that thesaurus out
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
34344 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 2:05 pm to
Yeah I need a better way to phrase it.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
38145 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 2:06 pm to
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After a particularly nasty run in with some Jehova’s witnesses, he put up an even bigger, firmer sign.



What did your husband do? Because even though they annoy people (and aren't solicitors), they are non confrontational. Literally just leave as soon as you ask them to.
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
34344 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 2:08 pm to
He confronted them and they got loud with him and threw their pamphlets at him. He threatened to report them if they didn’t pick up their trash.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
67984 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 2:10 pm to
Put a no soliciting sign near your front door.

Edit: Oops. Just realized you already tried that. I’ve seen some people try signs with emotional appeal, asking people not ring during the day while asleep because they’re “night shift” workers. May be worth a shot.
This post was edited on 4/3/25 at 2:28 pm
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